Dave Barry Quotes About Aging

Quotes about: Aging

• What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

  Dave Barry

  Silly, Book, Cute Life

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.

  Dave Barry

  Inspiring, Weight Loss, Years

• As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse.

  Dave Barry

  Marriage, Party, Talking

  Dave Barry (1994). “The World According to Dave Barry”, Outlet

• Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

  Dave Barry

  Birthday, People, Age

  Dave Barry (1994). “The World According to Dave Barry”, Outlet

• Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!

  Dave Barry

  Birthday, Age, Today

• But from the perspective of the aging parent, there is no major difference between four and fifteen, except that when your child is four, his motoring privileges are restricted to little toy Fisher-Price vehicles which are unlikely (although I would not totally rule it out in America) to sue you.

  Dave Barry

  Children, Differences, America

  Dave Barry (2009). “Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus”, p.168, Ballantine Books

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