Dave Barry Quotes About Weight Loss

Quotes about: Weight Loss

• I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.

  Dave Barry

  Inspiring, Weight Loss, Years

• The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

  Dave Barry

  Fashion, Humorous, Failure

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.166, Ballantine Books

• For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest).

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Humor, Loss

  Dave Barry (2003). “Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism”, p.147, Crown Archetype

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