Dave Barry Quotes About Fashion

Quotes about: Fashion

• The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

  Dave Barry

  Fashion, Humorous, Failure

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.166, Ballantine Books

• Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

  Dave Barry

  Inspirational, Funny, Sports

  Dave Barry (1985). “Dave Barry's Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead”, p.32, Rodale

• I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Fashion, Humor

• There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

  Dave Barry

  Fashion, Dictionary, Fashion Model

• [There is] a breed of fashion models

  Dave Barry

  Fashion, Art, Fashion Model

• We are talking about mutated women, the result of cruel genetic experiments performed by fashion designers so lacking in any sense of human decency that they think nothing of putting their initials on your eyeglass lenses. The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. If a normal woman puts on clothing designed for these unfortunate people, she is quite naturally going to look like Revenge of the Pork Person.

  Dave Barry

  Fashion, Revenge, Fall

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