Rodney Dangerfield quote: I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner...

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.

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"It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs". Book by Rodney Dangerfield, p. 18, 2004.

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I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them. - Rodney Dangerfield

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