Erma Bombeck quote: I got so much food spit back in my face...

I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.

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Erma Bombeck (2013). “The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank”, p.292, Open Road Media

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