Anus Quotes

• I saw some amazing, beautiful, invigorating parts of America, but I saw some dark parts of America, an ugly side of America, a side of America that rarely sees the light of day. I refer, of course, to the anus and testicles of my co-star, Ken Davitian.

  Sacha Baron Cohen

  Beautiful, Stars, Dark

  "Borat and Queen Crown British Success at Globes". www.theguardian.com. January 16, 2007.

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• I'm like really famous. I got a famous anus.

  Nicki Minaj

  Cocky, Bragging

  Song: I'm Legit, 2012

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• Man
  is a bird full of mud,
  I say aloud.
  And death looks on with a casual eye
  and scratches his anus.

  Anne Sexton

  Eye, Men, Bird

  Anne Sexton (1975). “The Awful Rowing Toward God”, Boston : Houghton Mifflin

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• If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

  Karl Pilkington

  Mines, Five, Ifs

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• I've been abducted and probed in the anus.
  On purpose.

  Tom DeLonge

  Purpose

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• What you accomplish in life is limited only by your imagination and the fear of reprisal. Life is too fleeting and unrewarding to have to live with the added anus of indignity. The denial of one's inevitable demise is what causes most of the astringent blandness in the world. When your existence ends most certainly in death, there is no such thing as 'going too far'. There are no 'lines' you should fear to cross except the finish line. Playing it safe is the most dangerous thing you could do.

  Jim Goad

  Imagination, Playing It Safe, Fleeting

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• I do not like the Broadway theatre because it does not know how to say hello. The tone of voice is false, the mannerisms are false, the sex is false, ideal, the Hollywood world of perfection, the clean image, the well pressed clothes, the well scrubbed anus, odorless, inhuman, of the Hollywood actor, the Broadway star. And the terrible false dirt of Broadway, the lower depths in which the dirt is imitated, inaccurate.

  Julian Beck

  Sex, Stars, Broadway Theatre

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• We are gods with anuses.

  Ernest Becker

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• I got divorced from my wife on June 6, 2006. Yeah, 6-6-06, which coincidentally, was when my wife turned into a demon spawned from Satan's anus. But for legal reasons, I have to call her, Kate.

  Christopher Titus

  June, Wife, Satan

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible way to go.

  Ryan Reynolds

  Father, Alive, Way

  Source: www.ericspitznagel.com

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• Are there glass shards in my anus?!

  Dane Cook

  Glasses

  "Dane Cook: Vicious Circle", 2006.

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• Funding a civilization through advertising is like trying to get nutrition by connecting a tube from one’s anus to one’s mouth.

  Jaron Lanier

  Inspirational, Civilization, Trying

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• Kiss my ass and my anus’cause it’s finally famous.

  Nicki Minaj

  Kissing, Causes, Kiss My Ass

  "Song: Dance (A$$) Remix ft. Nicki Minaj". 2011.

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• We never had a pool, right. So one summer, I remember. My dad, to make me happy. You know I was bummed out cause we didn't have the pool. So one summer he bought us this thing. It was yellow, you laid it on the lawn, sprayed it with the water, run across. Slip n' Slide. Yeah. Would have been fun if dad checked for rocks before he laid it down! Slip n' Bleed from the anus they should have called this ride.

  Dane Cook

  Summer, Running, Fun

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• Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.

  Christopher Moore

  Whales, Shoes, Trying

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• Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared to tickle the anus of a monkey?

  Dwayne Johnson

  Rocks, Wwe, Answers

  "Line-o-rama: The Rock Says" By Matt Fowler, www.ign.com. July 2, 2009.

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• The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a bamboo and they'll plant it in your anus and just let it grow. So patient. Man, watch out for China, I say. They have all the ambition as we do but none of the heart.

  Kristen Schaal

  Funny, Heart, Ambition

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• Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out to be a fake watermelon with an anus.

  Jad Abumrad

  Lying, Apples, Fake

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• I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It isn't that I play favorites, it's just that dogs are needier than other pets. Leave a dog alone for very long and it'll start going a little nuts. Cats, on the other hand, try to give you the impression that they didn't even notice you were gone. Oh, were you out? they'll say, I didn't notice. Then they'll raise their tails to show you their little puckered anuses and walk away.

  Blaize Clement

  Dog, Cat, Hands

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• The (Supreme Court) ruling that anyone who's arrested -- even accidentally -- can be strip-searched was decided five to four, with the votes for the searches coming from the Court's five conservatives. You know -- the 'defending personal liberty' guys. Which is weird because I'm not a constitutional scholar, but I'm willing to bet Big Government feels it's biggest when it's inside your anus.

  Jon Stewart

  Government, Guy, Liberty

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• It feels intensely twisted to see reigning industry queen Jenna Jameson chilling out at the Vivid booth in Jordaches and a latex bustier and to know already that she has a tattoo of a sundered valentine with the tagline Heart Breaker on her right buttock and a tiny hairless ole just left of her anus.

  David Foster Wallace

  Tattoo, Queens, Valentine

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