Bowling Quotes

• Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

  Martin Mull

  Inspirational, Funny, Family

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Every bowling center should have a house pro.

  Don Johnson

  Should Have, House, Should

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• I’m a bowling pin, even when I fall I’ll always stand back up.

  Jay Park

  Fall, Pins

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• In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves.

  Stephen King

  Life, Care, Made

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• I can't tell you how many life lessons I've learned through bowling. Time management, finding balance in life, how to lose, how to win, how to bowl as a team and deal with people. How to do something I love to do and inspire other people.

  Diandra Asbaty

  Life Lesson, Team, Winning

  Source: articles.chicagotribune.com

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• There's kind of a Zen aspect to bowling. The pins are either staying up or down before you even throw your arm back. It's kind of a mind-set. You want to be in this perfect mind-set before you released the ball.

  Jeff Bridges

  Perfect, Mind, Want

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• The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

  Jimmy Johnson

  Inspirational, Motivational, Positive

  "Fictional character: Dan". "Waiting...", www.imdb.com. 2005.

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• Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.

  Chris Hardwick

  Sports, Energy, Balls

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• Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

  Seneca the Younger

  Inspirational, Success, Tattoo

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• I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.

  Lil' Kim

  Sex, Gambling, Eight

  "Interview: the wrath of Lil Kim". Interview with Michael Cragg, www.theguardian.com. July 19, 2013.

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• You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!

  Jim Gaffigan

  Balls, Heavy

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• You never want to be the worst bowler of the group-because then everyone treats you like you have cancer. "You can do it! We're praying for you." The advice starts. "Use a heavier ball." "Keep your arm straight." "You should get a vasectomy." If you're really bad at bowling like me, they'll ask if want the bumpers up. Not that bowling is that complex anyway. "You want the bumpers? We can get rid of the pins. Why don't you take this coloring book and sit in the corner?"

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Cancer, Book

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• We're goin bowling. If we don't come back, avenge our deaths.

  Homer

  Ifs

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• I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.

  Uncle Kracker

  Avid, Serious, Problem

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• It's not bragging if you can back it up.

  Muhammad Ali

  Sports, Fighting, Greatness

  Twitter post from Feb 01, 2011

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• You want perfection, go to a bowling alley!

  John Calipari

  Perfection, Want, Alleys

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• I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes.

  Kathleen Madigan

  College, Years, Shoes

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• Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler.

  Andy Lau

  Golf, Tennis, Want

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• Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

  John Goodman

  Nomenclature

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• Remember there is plenty of room at the top-but not enough to sit down.

  Zig Ziglar

  Success, Rooms, Remember

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• Building a mechanical device for its appearance is like putting lace on a bowling ball.

  Andrew Vachss

  Balls, Lace, Appearance

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• “If I had been on 'Bowling for Dollars,' I'd wind up owing them money.”

  Ricki Lake

  Wind, Dollars, Owing

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• I was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life.

  Don Johnson

  Kids, Littles, Skinny

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The struggle you see in the Republican Party today is the country club Republican versus the bowling alley Republican. Colin Powell brings us back to the country club image. He's an insider. He's a moderate.

  Pete du Pont

  Country, Party, Struggle

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• Well, my hand never fell off, and within no time, I was bowling competitively in leagues and tournaments.

  Joe Tex

  Hands, League, Wells

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