My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
Most modern reproducers of life, even including the camera, really repudiate it. We gulp down evil, choke at good.
People had been working for so many years to make the world a safe organized place. Nobody realized how boring it would become.
Drugs or overeating or alcohol or sex, it was all just another way to find peace. To escape what we know. Our education. Our bite of the apple.
The only thing that separates us from the animals... is we have pornography.
I used rebellion as a way to hide out. We use criticism as a fake participation.
Without access to true chaos, we'll never have true peace. Unless everything can get worse, it won't get any better.
You gain power by pretending to be weak. By contrast, you make people feel strong. You save people by letting them save you.
The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it's only intangibles, ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die.
Here in your mind you have complete privacy. Here there's no difference between what is and what could be.
A nuclear-power plant is infinitely safer than eating, because 300 people choke to death on food every year.
It's pathetic how we can't live with the things we can't understand. How we need everything labeled and explained and deconstructed.
When speaking of love, and suffering a broken heart, the student said, 'You can't drown if you vow to never swim again.' To which the master replied, 'You will also never choke if you don't eat.'
What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.
Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
Go oft to the house of thy friend, for weeds choke the unused path.
We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are…Or we can decide for ourselves.
Losing streaks are funny. If you lose at the beginning, you got off to a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you're in a slump. If you lose at the end, you're choking
Freedom is never easily won, but once established, freedom lasts, spreads and chokes out tyranny.
I'll keep peace at all cost, even if I choke to death on my tongue.
Among the weeds choking out growth and good government are the hundreds of boards, commissions, and advisory committees that have sprouted over the years. They devour time, money, and energy far beyond any real contribution they make.
Even that was all consumed after two days, and the patients had to try to choke down fresh fish, just boiled in water, without salt, pepper or butter; mutton, beef, and potatoes without the faintest seasoning
The global economy is spluttering back into life. The Tories would have left it to choke to death.
By the time you're thirty, your worst enemy is yourself.
If someone grabbed me, I'd probably be able to choke them out in about eight seconds.
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