Christmas Gift Quotes - Page 4

• The best Christmas gift of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another.
  Jesus is the reason for the season!
  From a little spark may burst a mighty flame.
  The only blind person at Christmastime is he who has not Christmas in his heart.

  Helen Keller

  Christmas, Jesus, Heart

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• You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.

  Andy Borowitz

  Christmas, Want, Return

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• The great majority of people will go on observing forms that cannot be explained; they will keep Christmas Day with Christmas gifts and Christmas benedictions; they will continue to do it; and some day suddenly wake up and discover why.

  Gilbert K. Chesterton

  Christmas, People, Wake Up

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• Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that?

  Bob Hope

  Home, Holiday, May

  Bob Hope (2004). “Bob Hope”, Hyperion

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• I would only spend a week or two in the Philippines, most probably the week during my birthday because I am planning to give away Christmas gifts to the poor people of General Santos just like what I did last year.

  Manny Pacquiao

  Motivation, Years, Two

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• It's my new single - please buy it so we can get Christmas gifts for the kids this year.

  Stevie Wonder

  Christmas, Kids, Years

  "Stevie Wonder Cuts It Close" by Roger Friedman, www.foxnews.com. August 12, 2005.

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• Christmas time, we can remember with deep thanksgiving the amazing Christmas gift of God Himself, when God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him.

  Henry M. Morris

  Christmas, Son, World

  Dr. Henry M. Morris, Dr. John D. Morris (1996). “The Modern Creation Trilogy”, p.136, New Leaf Publishing Group

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• Joel Waldfogel is one of the smartest and funniest economists on the planet. I think of him every time I start to unwrap a present. Buy Scroogenomics for your friends and family. It makes the perfect Christmas gift.

  Ian Ayres

  Thinking, Perfect, Family And Friends

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• Christmas is here, Merry old Christmas, Gift-bearing Christmas, Day of grand memories, King of the year!

  Washington Irving

  Christmas, Kings, Memories

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• Well Stephanie, I'd like to thank you for giving me such a kind Christmas gift, but unfortunately I didn't get you any gifts. But then again, what can you get for the girl whose had everyone?

  Chris Jericho

  Girl, Wwe, Giving

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• I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't do anything. It's just a Christmas gift."

  Milton Berle

  Christmas, Gadgets, Saws

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• In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be in December.

  Milton Berle

  Christmas, Years, December

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• It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.

  Milton Berle

  Christmas, Today, Tomorrow

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• Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list.

  Eminem

  Girl, Art, Media

  Song: Cum on Everybody

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• The ideal Christmas gift is money, but the trouble is you can't charge it.

  Bill Vaughan

  Christmas, Trouble, Ideals

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• Not listening is probably the commonest unkindness of married life, and one that creates - more devastatingly than an eternity of forgotten birthdays and misguided Christmas gifts - an atmosphere of not loving and not caring.

  Judith Viorst

  Marriage, Caring, Atmosphere

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• Most Americans acquire dogs impulsively and for dubious reasons: as a Christmas gift for the kids. Because they saw one in a movie. To match the new living-room furniture. Because they moved to the suburbs and see a dog as part of the package.

  Jon Katz

  Dog, Kids, Rooms

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• Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you don't particularly like.

  Phyllis Diller

  People, Modern Life, Fruitcake

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• The perfect Christmas gift for a sportscaster, as all fans of sports clichés know, is a scoreless tie.

  William Safire

  Sports, Ties, Perfect

  William Safire (1988). “You could look it up: more on language”, Crown

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• President Bush got an early Christmas gift. This week, President Bush was chosen as 'Person of the Year' by Time magazine. Not only that, Martha Stewart was chosen as person of the year by Doing Time magazine.

  Conan O'Brien

  Years, President, Magazines

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• The Christmas gift of peace was the uncoiling of the links of a triple chain that first unites a person with God, then with himself, then with his neighbor.

  Fulton J. Sheen

  Links, Firsts, Neighbor

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• From a very young age, I liked to take apart things. All of my Christmas gifts would wind up in a million pieces. I actually recall taking apart my dad's lawnmower three times to understand how combustible engines work.

  Homaro Cantu

  Dad, Wind, Age

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• Our relationship felt like a Christmas gift that you hadn't asked for and weren't expecting to receive, but the minute you saw it, you knew it was perfect for you.

  Erin McCarthy

  Perfect, Saws, Our Relationship

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• And thus was kept the first Christmas, the Christmas in the year one, with carols by the choir of heaven, and God's own Son, the Saviour of the world, coming as a Christmas gift for all mankind.

  George Hodges (theologian)

  Son, Years, Heaven

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• Fragrance is a very personal gift, and I think that's why it makes a great Christmas gift. There's a very distinct signature to it, so if you give it as a gift, I like to think that it's from a person that thinks very highly of you.

  Ryan Reynolds

  Thinking, Giving, Signatures

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