Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.
Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.
Isn't it funny that at Christmas something in you gets so lonely for - I don't know what exactly, but it's something that you don't mind so much not having at other times.
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