Cookies Quotes - Page 16

• What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies.

  Rudy Giuliani

  Kindness, Children, Life Lesson

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• Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie.

  Neal Boortz

  Fortune Cookie, Economics, Enough

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• You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.

  Merrill Markoe

  Dog, Might, Taught

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• The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life.

  Halle Berry

  Christmas, Mom, Santa

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• I'm not Mr. Nice Guy, I'm a tough cookie

  Thomas Muster

  Nice, Tennis, Guy

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• There's a time I can recall
  Four years old and three feet tall
  Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar
  And both were out of reach

  Hilary Weeks

  Stars, Years, Feet

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• College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.

  Bill Gaede

  College, Machines, Lines

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• Now little kids come to my front door and give me cookies. You see that smile on their face, they're looking at me the same way I used to look at Hulk Hogan and Bret Hart, and that's pretty cool.

  Edge

  Kids, Doors, Giving

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• Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.

  Bill Cosby

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• Why are there not positive mysteries? It's always who stole the diamond, or who killed the butler? How about... who made cookies, somebody cleaned my room.

  Demetri Martin

  Rooms, Mystery, Made

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• Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Guy, Fortune Cookie, Hey

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