Cookies Quotes - Page 15

• A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make.

  Debbi Fields

  Ideas, America, Likes

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• Literature, like anything else, can become a wearisome business if you make a lifetime specialty of it. A healthy, wholesome man would no more spend his entire life reading great books than he would packing cookies for Nabisco.

  Edward Abbey

  Life, Business, Book

  Edward Abbey (2015). “A Voice Crying in the Wilderness”, p.32, RosettaBooks

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• I think the kazoo and chocolate-chip cookies have a lot in common. All you need is a mouth to appreciate either one.

  Wally Amos

  Music, Thinking, Appreciate

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• At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.'

  Conan O'Brien

  Fortune Cookie, Chinese, President

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• Diets are a fool’s errand. I eat something sweet every day, whether it’s chocolate or a cookie. If I don’t, I guarantee you that there’s going to be a day every week when I’m going to stuff myself, especially if it’s PMS time.

  Evangeline Lilly

  Sweet, Pms, Chocolate

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• I just did a five-day raw-food diet, but I'll never do that again. It's really hard! I'd wake up in the morning feeling great and go to bed feeling miserable, because dinner would be cucumbers, kale, and dressing. I mean, at the end of the day, if you can't have a Girl Scout cookie and a piece of cheese, what is life all about?

  Amanda Seyfried

  Girl, Morning, Mean

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• I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. I just like the dough.

  Sharon Stone

  Done, Dough

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies.

  Mo Rocca

  Christmas, Party, Army

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• The FDA is now warning people not to eat raw cookie dough this holiday season. Is that how fat we're getting in this country? Our ovens are too slow now?

  Jay Leno

  Country, Holiday, Fda

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• I ate everything - a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that's all I eat.

  Robert Iler

  Bags, Chips, Chickens

  "Robert Iler". www.mirror.co.uk. August 6, 2005.

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• Peace means no one is worried about anyone else's cookie...in this moment we are all quietly content with the cookies we have.

  Amy Krouse Rosenthal

  Mean, Moments, Worried

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• People always starve themselves, and then they get hungry, and then they eat the wrong things, like chips or cookies or whatever they can grab.

  Heidi Klum

  People, Hungry, Chips

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• MC's they retreat cause they know I can beat 'em,
  And eat 'em in a battle and the ref won't cheat 'em.
  I'm the best takin' out all rookies,
  So forget Oreos...eat Cool J cookies.

  LL Cool J

  Rap, Hip Hop, Battle

  Song: I'm Bad

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• You heard about, through word of mouth,
  Big Bird is out, he's in the house.
  He's turnin' up, with Snuffleup,
  They're really gettin' their hustle up.
  They stick together like Velcro,
  There Grover go, there's Elmo.
  And Cookie Monster there, look he likes
  To take selfies with his cell phone.
  They got a homegirl named Abby,
  Her last name is Cadabby,
  I showed her my report card,
  She said, 'Not too shabby!'
  They got all types of cool kids there,
  It's lots of fun if you live there,
  One thing I keep forgettin' about Sesame Street...
  How do you get there?

  Black Thought

  Fun, Rap, Kids

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• I'm an animal thug, I grew up eatin' animal cookies

  Akinyele

  Rap, Animal, Thug

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• Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat.

  Christopher Titus

  Philosophy, War, Philosophical

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I wanted always to appear strong and in control . . . .Then the cookie began to crumble.

  Chris Evert

  Strong, Wanted

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• I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.

  Norm MacDonald

  Intelligent, Men, Thinking

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• Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie.

  Neal Boortz

  Fortune Cookie, Economics, Enough

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• You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.

  Merrill Markoe

  Dog, Might, Taught

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• The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life.

  Halle Berry

  Christmas, Mom, Santa

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• I'm not Mr. Nice Guy, I'm a tough cookie

  Thomas Muster

  Nice, Tennis, Guy

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• There's a time I can recall
  Four years old and three feet tall
  Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar
  And both were out of reach

  Hilary Weeks

  Stars, Years, Feet

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• College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.

  Bill Gaede

  College, Machines, Lines

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• Why are there not positive mysteries? It's always who stole the diamond, or who killed the butler? How about... who made cookies, somebody cleaned my room.

  Demetri Martin

  Rooms, Mystery, Made

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