Crap Quotes - Page 15

• All the crap that we've encumbered our lives with, it's really meaningless.

  Emilio Estevez

  Really Mean, Our Lives, Meaningless

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• For me, punk is about real feelings. It's not about, 'Yeah, I am a punk and I'm angry.' That's a lot of crap. It's about loving the things that really matter: passion, heart and soul.

  Joey Ramone

  Real, Passion, Heart

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• If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them.

  Khloe Kardashian

  Husband, Talking, Beats

  "Khloe Kardashian: I’d “Beat the Crap” Out of a Girl Who Hit on Lamar". www.usmagazine.com. January 7, 2010.

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• I sound like a damn commercial, but half the crap in this house is from Wal-mart. The big deal about Wal-mart is that its open 24 hours.

  Corbin Bernsen

  House, Half, Sound

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• A kingdom man is the kind of man that when his feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, he's up!"

  Tony Evans

  Morning, Men, Feet

  Tony Evans (2012). “Kingdom Man: Every Man's Destiny, Every Woman's Dream”, Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.

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• The key to evangelism is a great product. It is easy, almost unavoidable, to catalyze evangelism for a great product. It is hard, almost impossible, to catalyze evangelism for crap.

  Guy Kawasaki

  Business, Keys, Impossible

  Guy Kawasaki (2008). “Reality Check: The Irreverent Guide to Outsmarting, Outmanaging, and Outmarketing Your Competition”, p.157, Penguin

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• So what do they do? They start writing articles in the New York Daily News. Boy, that's a paper that loves to write crap on people, isn't it? Wanna talk about a paper that supports fascism! Man, I've seen more doctors hatcheted in there. The butchery they did on Emmanuel Revici, the butchery they did on Lawrence Burton, calling him nothing more -- what was the quote the guy said?. . . "Burton is nothing more than a horse doctor." Denigrating him, tearing down his character.

  Gary Null

  Horse, New York, Cancer

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• He [Sir Alex Ferguson] used to play tapes of Bill Shankly talking. I remember that and a singer he liked. I don't know who it was but it was crap. He played it on the team bus too, and all the boys hated it. Until one night it got chucked away. If he's still wondering who threw that tape off the bus, it was me. So maybe he was right and I'm not to be trusted.

  Gordon Strachan

  Team, Boys, Night

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• Lord Maccon was built like a brick outhouse, with opinions twice as unmoving and often equally full of crap.

  Gail Carriger

  Bricks, Opinion, Lord

  Gail Carriger (2010). “Blameless: Book 3 of The Parasol Protectorate”, p.48, Hachette UK

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• People put off writing thinking they don't have the time or enough of an opinion to matter and that is crap. You are the only one standing in your own way, so get started.

  C.C. Chapman

  Writing, Thinking, People

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• Be very careful of what you allow to infiltrate your consciousness and subconsciousness. When you watch too much television, you'll start to feel inferior from all the commercials hard selling the idea that you're not complete unless you buy their product. The ad agencies appeal to your fear of not being wanted or loved. It's the same with the local news. They get you to stay tuned with a constant stream of fear tactics. It's as if our culture is addicted to fear and the flat screen is our drug dealer. Don't allow that crap into your head!

  RuPaul

  Ideas, Agency, Drug

  "You Better Werk! 10 Life Lessons From RuPaul In (Mostly) Gif Form". madamenoire.com. July 31, 2013.

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• Wanderlei Silva, six feet tall and 205 pounds, boy, until I met you, I didn't know they could stack crap that high.

  Chael Sonnen

  Boys, Feet, Six

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• Nowadays anyone with a crap laptop and an Internet connection can sound their barbaric yawp, whatever it may be.

  Julie Powell

  May, Laptops, Sound

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• Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

  Marc Maron

  People, Needs, Medication

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• I respect the Stones but their songs are a pile of crap. As for U2, they don’t say a lot or seem like normal persons.

  Liam Gallagher

  Song, Stones, Normal

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• We are drowning in a sea of Myspace, blather, and too much information. Music is everywhere and nowhere. The independent record store is the solution, a place staffed by friendly (or not) people who are actually paid to weed through this crap and help you find the good stuff.

  Dean Wareham

  Weed, Independent, Sea

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• If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.

  J. D. Salinger

  Truth, Childhood, Parent

  'The Catcher in the Rye' (1951) ch. 1

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• She could have dropped you both off. whar's the worst she can do? cry hysterically?"the gears on the ute get stuck at the lights and will pushes tom's hand out of the way and and shoves it into the correct gear."it wasn't her" he mutters after a moment."sorry?" tom says."she didn't cry""then what?"it's too quiet except for the quiet for the crap engine sounding like a lawn mower."i cried"luca bursts out laughing beside will."yeah, well i did" will says. "And it's not the thing you want to do in front of a bunch on engineers.

  Melina Marchetta

  Sorry, Light, Hands

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• I've always played cards. I can't remember when there wasn't a gambling game going on somewhere, even if it was a craps game in a wheelbarrow on the backside of the racetrack.

  Wilford Brimley

  Gambling, Games, Cards

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• Horrible, terrible AAU basketball. It's stupid. It doesn't teach our kids how to play the game at all so you wind up having players that are big and they bring it up and they do all this fancy crap and they don't know how to post. They don't know the fundamentals of the game. It's stupid.

  Kobe Bryant

  Basketball, Stupid, Kids

  "Kobe: Europe's players more skillful" by Arash Markazi, www.espn.com. January 3, 2015.

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• To be successful you have to deal with CRAP. Criticism, Rejection, Assholes and Pressure.

  Ryan Blair

  Successful, Rejection, Criticism

  FaceBook post by Ryan Blair from Jun 22, 2013

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• I could kill Vino for all this doping crap. Strangle him slowly with piano wire just like they do in the Italian gangster movies. I bet I could get Aru to buy the wire.

  Vincenzo Nibali

  Italian, Cycling, Piano

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• If you look at the offense like a fancy car, the offensive line is the engine. Even though we might have nice spinners and nice rims and tinted windows and some neat paint job, it doesn't mean crap without the engine. If the engine's not working, the car might look like a pretty nice car, but it's a piece of crap.

  Mike Tice

  Jobs, Nice, Mean

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• As a younger actor, my motivation may have been 'Do you want that job or don't you?' Now it's 'Do you want to look like crap on film?'

  Liam McIntyre

  Jobs, Motivation, Looks

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• You can't soar like an eagle and crap like a canary.

  Ed Sabol

  Eagles, Canaries, Soar

  "Ed Sabol, Founder Of NFL Films, Dies At 98" by Sam Sanders, knkx.org. February 9, 2015.

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