Crap Quotes - Page 14

• I like all the clichés. I mean, I love someone who lives in Los Angeles - so that's a big draw. But I love the weather. It does feel like a slightly healthier lifestyle, being able to hike and do all that crap.

  Justin Theroux

  Mean, Weather, Doe

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• Man is the most powerful creature on the planet. And we're arrogant. I mean, people own birds. It's like, there's a creature with the gift of flight. I want it. I'm going to put it in my kitchen and make it crap on old information.

  Demetri Martin

  Powerful, Mean, Men

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• I don't hold it against Dizzy [Gillespie], you know, but if a guy wants to play a certain way, you work towards that. If he stops - he's full of crap, you know. I mean, I wouldn't do it, for no money, or for no place in the white man's world. Not just to make money, because then you don't have anything. You don't have as much money as whoever you're trying to ape; that's making money by being commercial. Then you don't have anything to give the world; so you're not important. You might as well be dead.

  Miles Davis

  Mean, Men, White Man

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• The new millennium sucks! What a disappointment! What's the difference between the old millennium and the new millennium? Nothing! It's the same load of crap with a '2' in the front. When I was a kid, I am old enough so that when I was a kid, I looked forward to the new millennium. When I was young, I said, 'I'm gonna live through a change! A massive change! Things are gonna be different! Things are gonna be great!' Screwed again! No flying cars! No flying cars!

  Lewis Black

  Disappointment, Kids, Flying Cars

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• When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine - this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.

  Tim Allen

  Running, Reality, Jail

  “Tim Allen: What I've Learned” by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. October 11, 2011.

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• I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  School, Keys, Together

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• The junk food of political journalism...all reshuffle stories are crap.

  Alastair Campbell

  Political, Junk, Stories

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• Lazy reviewers look up other people's reviews and they write the same thing, so you get people writing crap based on crap.

  Joni Mitchell

  Writing, People, Lazy

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• At birth we are very much like a new hard drive - no viruses, no bad information, no crap that's been downloaded into it yet. It's what we feed into that hard drive that starts the corruption of the files.

  Nikki Sixx

  Viruses, Information, Birth

  Nikki Sixx (2008). “The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star”, p.533, Simon and Schuster

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• One of the good things about the Paleo diet is that it automatically cleans a lot of crap out of your diet.

  Chris Mohr

  Paleo Diet, Good Things, Diets

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• My formative years were all about 'Star Wars' - the first three, not the last crap, obviously. I understood 'Star Trek' but it was too caricatured for me.

  Nick Frost

  Stars, War, Years

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• God doesn't; shoot crap with the universe.Your innermost thoughts are beliefs that unfold as your universe.

  Albert Einstein

  Belief, Universe

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• The local TV news is the greatest danger in your life. It's all crap.

  Ray Bradbury

  Tv News, Tvs, Danger

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• You guys have to understand that I started in as deep of waters as there is. I've been the underdog since the first time I put gloves on. I love my fans but I don't give a crap about who thinks who is gonna win or not. This isn't a team sport. I'm the one that has to deal with the person fighting in front of me.

  Joe Warren

  Sports, Team, Fighting

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• The moment you believe your own crap and excuses, you fail.

  Robert Kiyosaki

  Believe, Excuse You, Failing

  Twitter post from Jul 31, 2013

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• The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful and being generous. Everything else is crap. I promise you. It's just crap that people try to sell to you to make you feel like less. So don't buy it. Be smart. Be thoughtful and be generous.

  Ashton Kutcher

  Smart, Thoughtful, People

  "Ashton Kutcher Channels Steve Jobs In The Best 'Teen Choice Awards' Acceptance Speech Ever". Ashton Kutcher's acceptance speech for Teen Choice Awards at Gibson Amphitheatre in Los Angeles, www.businessinsider.com. August 11, 2013.

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• All the crap that we've encumbered our lives with, it's really meaningless.

  Emilio Estevez

  Really Mean, Our Lives, Meaningless

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• For me, punk is about real feelings. It's not about, 'Yeah, I am a punk and I'm angry.' That's a lot of crap. It's about loving the things that really matter: passion, heart and soul.

  Joey Ramone

  Real, Passion, Heart

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• If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them.

  Khloe Kardashian

  Husband, Talking, Beats

  "Khloe Kardashian: I’d “Beat the Crap” Out of a Girl Who Hit on Lamar". www.usmagazine.com. January 7, 2010.

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• I sound like a damn commercial, but half the crap in this house is from Wal-mart. The big deal about Wal-mart is that its open 24 hours.

  Corbin Bernsen

  House, Half, Sound

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• To be successful you have to deal with CRAP. Criticism, Rejection, Assholes and Pressure.

  Ryan Blair

  Successful, Rejection, Criticism

  FaceBook post by Ryan Blair from Jun 22, 2013

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• I could kill Vino for all this doping crap. Strangle him slowly with piano wire just like they do in the Italian gangster movies. I bet I could get Aru to buy the wire.

  Vincenzo Nibali

  Italian, Cycling, Piano

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• If you look at the offense like a fancy car, the offensive line is the engine. Even though we might have nice spinners and nice rims and tinted windows and some neat paint job, it doesn't mean crap without the engine. If the engine's not working, the car might look like a pretty nice car, but it's a piece of crap.

  Mike Tice

  Jobs, Nice, Mean

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• As a younger actor, my motivation may have been 'Do you want that job or don't you?' Now it's 'Do you want to look like crap on film?'

  Liam McIntyre

  Jobs, Motivation, Looks

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• You can't soar like an eagle and crap like a canary.

  Ed Sabol

  Eagles, Canaries, Soar

  "Ed Sabol, Founder Of NFL Films, Dies At 98" by Sam Sanders, knkx.org. February 9, 2015.

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