Daddy Quotes - Page 16

• The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.

  William H. Masters

  Sex, Home, Kids

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• Bush is a natural-born loser with a filthy-rich daddy who pimped his son out to rich oil-mongers. He hates music, football and sex, in no particular order, and he is no fun at all.

  Hunter S. Thompson

  Football, Sex, Fun

  Hunter S. Thompson, Jann Wenner (2011). “Fear and Loathing at Rolling Stone: The Essential Writing of Hunter S. Thompson”, p.488, Simon and Schuster

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• Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to read with all this light.' Nobody give a fk about dads!

  Chris Rock

  Dad, Light, Sure Love

  "The Big City; Do Daddies Get as Good As They Give?" by John Tierney, www.nytimes.com. August 5, 1999.

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• The only way I’d ever recruit a white quarterback to play for me is if his mom and daddy would both have to be black, and that’s the only way I would do it.

  Barry Switzer

  Mom, Play, White

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• In our society leaving baby with Daddy is just one step above leaving the kids to be raised by wolves or apes.

  Al Roker

  Baby, Anger, Kids

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• If my mama and daddy would've stayed together, one of them would've been dead, and the other would have been locked up for it.

  Trick Daddy

  Together, Mama, Locked Up

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• I have come to communism because of daddy Stalin and nobody must come and tell me that I mustn’t read Stalin. I read him when it was very bad to read him. That was another time. And because I’m not very bright, and a hard-headed person, I keep on reading him. Especially in this new period, now that it is worse to read him. Then, as well as now, I still find a Seri of things that are very good.

  Che Guevara

  Reading, Communism, Periods

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• It's like our daddies and moms always used to tell us growing up, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you earn.

  Tom Brands

  Mom, Growing Up, Deserve You

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• When people ask me which is your favourite portrait, they expect it to be Diana, or someone famous. But the answer is my dog, Puffy. They think I mean Puff Daddy. No, it is the dog.

  Patrick Demarchelier

  Dog, Mean, Thinking

  "Patrick Demarchelier: I Don’t Care — Or Know — Who I Shoot" by Ellie Krupnick, www.huffingtonpost.com. January 4, 2012.

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• I thought about the difference between a mama's girl and a daddy's girl. I decided that a daughter who belongs to her daddy expects gifts, while a daughter who belongs to her mama expects a lot more. Not from her mama. From herself.

  Victoria Bond

  Girl, Daughter, Differences

  Victoria Bond, T.R. Simon (2010). “Zora and Me”, p.69, Candlewick Press

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• Now, of course, cold fusion is the daddy of them all in a way, in terms of value, so I think that viewed in a social way, from the point of social considerations and economics, it will tell you that this thing will stay around.

  Martin Fleischmann

  Thinking, Fusion, Way

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• Go Daddy is not just a job; it's a way of life. Our employees work hard, and offering great incentives is fun and productive for the company.

  Bob Parsons

  Jobs, Fun, Hard Work

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• I got into a brawl one night in a saloon in Greenwich Village. Elia Kazan, a great director, saw me put out a couple of hecklers and figures there was some Big Daddy in me, just lyin' dormant. And out it came. People still do call me Big Daddy, but to me, inside, I'm no Big Daddy at all.

  Burl Ives

  Couple, Night, People

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• Better world. Better life for everybody, every worker. Poor kids oughta be able to go anyplace their brains will take them. Not where Daddy or Mommy's pocketbooks can send them. Everybody oughta have health care, everybody oughta have some retirement security, every American. Every one. Everybody oughta have a decent good job. That's what I believe in, and that's what I fight every day to try to achieve.

  Richard Trumka

  Retirement, Jobs, Believe

  "Richard Trumka, American". Interview with John H. Richardson, www.esquire.com. November 21, 2011.

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• You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Children, Humor

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• Thank you Dad...
  for listening and caring,
  for giving and sharing,
  but, especially, for just being you!
  Happy Birthday to you

  John Walter Bratton

  Dad, Caring, Giving

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• A Dad gives hope
  When life is low
  A Dad's a place
  Where you can go
  A Dad is honest
  A Dad is true
  A Dad is precious
  My DAD is You
  Happy Birthday to YOU
  Happy Birthday to YOU
  Happy Birthday , Happy Birthday
  Happy Birthday to YOU

  John Walter Bratton

  Dad, Giving, Honest

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• Daddy
  I'm just little
  But I love you
  BIG
  Happy Birthday Big Daddy

  John Walter Bratton

  Love You, Littles, Bigs

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• If I could choose from all the fathers in the world, Dad, I'd choose you!

  John Walter Bratton

  Dad, Father, World

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• Today is very
  For it's about a special birth
  For the very finest Dad
  That ever walked upon this Earth

  John Walter Bratton

  Dad, Special, Earth

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• Thousands of stars in the night sky,
  And shells on the shore together,
  Hundreds of birds that go singing by,
  Especially in sunny weather.
  Millions of dewdrops to greet the dawn,
  Thousands of leaves in the fall,
  Hundreds of butterflies on the lawn,
  But only one father, that's all.
  Happy Birthday
  To the One and Only

  John Walter Bratton

  Stars, Father, Fall

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• Dad: someone who hopes his son will turn out just like him,
  and who is afraid his daughters will meet someone who did.

  John Walter Bratton

  Daughter, Dad, Son

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• Walk a little slower, Dad
  Cos I am only small.
  I'm following in your footsteps,
  And I don't want to fall.
  Someday when I'm all grown up.
  You're what I want to be;
  Then I will have a little child,
  Who'll want to follow me.
  And I would want to lead just right,
  And know that I was true;
  So, walk a little slower, Dad,
  For I must follow you.
  A very very very Happy Birthday Dad

  John Walter Bratton

  Children, Dad, Fall

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• The best inheritance a father can leave his children is a good example.

  John Walter Bratton

  Children, Father, Example

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• I'm soooo happy you're my Dad
  And soooo I want to say
  I love you, Dad, and wish you
  A sooo very best birthday

  John Walter Bratton

  Dad, Love You, Wish

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