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• I called Leo Fender, the dead guy, a dork. Now I'll never get an endorsement.

  Kurt Cobain

  Guitar, Guy, Endorsements

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• The truth is I'm a dork. I collected comics. I still love cartoons. I'd rather be at home on a Friday night than out at some club… My sense of humor is that of a geek. My likes and dislikes are that of a geek. I've memorized every crappy sci-fi movie there is, but still haven't seen Schindler's List.

  Nathan Fillion

  Friday, Home, Night

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• Sometimes I get so bold and I'm so confident about what I'm doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because it's a really liberating feeling to experience what it's like to not care.

  John Mayer

  Feelings, Trying, Care

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• Steve, it's OK. I know Angle is a dork, but he's a dangerous dork, our dork and your backup dork!

  Vince McMahon

  Wwe, Angle, Dangerous

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• I have an RSS reader, Feeddler. I mostly subscribe to board game blogs - they have reviews of new games and discussions about trends. It's straight-up dork talk.

  Rich Sommer

  Games, Boards, Trends

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• I am a dork in disguise; I love doing stupid stuff.

  Jessie J

  Stupid, Stuff, Disguise

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I try changing my surfing, which is the absolute worst thing you can do. Everyone surfs their own way. If I try to surf like someone else I look like a dork.

  Andy Irons

  Surfing, Trying, Riding The Wave

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• Human behavior is so intriguing. I find myself giving thumbs up signs all the time. I know I look like an absolute dork, but I do it anyway.

  Anne Heche

  Thumbs Up, Giving, Humanity

  Anne Heche (2001). “Call Me Crazy”, p.26, Simon and Schuster

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• Though you did eat all the pizza." "I only had five slices," Simon protested, leaning his chair backward so it balanced precariously on its two back legs. "How many slices did you think were in a pizza, dork?" Clary wanted to know. "Less than five slices isn't a meal. It's a snack." Simon looked apprehensively at Luke. "Does this mean you're going to wolf out and eat me?" "Certainly not." Luke rose to toss the pizza box into the trash. "You would be stringy and hard to digest.

  Cassandra Clare

  Mean, Thinking, Snacks

  Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.530, Simon and Schuster

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• I'm a pretty big dork. It's crazy. I'm one of those people who grew up with all kinds of musicals, but I was right at that age where 'Rent' was a big deal for me and for my friends.

  Anna Kendrick

  Crazy, People, Age

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• When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool.

  Reese Witherspoon

  Inspirational, Trying, Accepting

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• I like science fiction. I took all the accelerated classes in school. I'm kind of a dork.

  Anson Mount

  School, Class, Fiction

  "Anson Mount Hell on Wheels Interview". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. November 09, 2011.

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• I am a socially akward man-dork"-Nick

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Men

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• A geek is like a dork. Someone who’s on the fringe, who you wouldn’t want to hang out with. A nerd is someone too weird and smart to fit in with the masses. Like me.” “You’re not a nerd!” “It’s okay. I know who I am. I consider it a compliment. I like when people tell me I’m weird.” I cram four Cheez Doodles into my mouth. “I mean, why be normal?

  Susane Colasanti

  Smart, Mean, Who I Am

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• And your life,' Katie said to Christy, 'is turning into a rather predictable romance. Girl meets boy. Boy is a dork for four years. Girl blossoms into a gorgeous woman. Boy finds his brain. Girl turns into starry-eyed mush head.

  Robin Jones Gunn

  Girl, Boys, Years

  Robin Jones Gunn (1996). “In Your Dreams”, Focus on the Family Pub

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• Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,dork.

  Heather Brewer

  Girl, Mom, Talking

  Heather Brewer (2008). “Eighth Grade Bites #1: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.10, Penguin

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• Better late than never."-Dork Diaries

  Rachel Renée Russell

  Diaries, Better Late Than Never, Late

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• Shane padded back to the couch and flopped, sucking on his own can of soda. Eve shot him an exasperated look. “Yeah, man, thanks for bringing me one, too.” The raccoon eye make-up exaggerated her eye roll. “Dork.” “Didn’t know if you wanted zombie dirt sprinkled on it or anything. If you’re eating this week.

  Rachel Caine

  Eye, Men, Zombie

  Rachel Caine (2006). “Glass Houses: The Morganville Vampires”, p.28, Penguin

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• Despite the fact that he no longer dressed like the big dork he did then, despite the fact that he’d swapped the nerd wear for some much cooler clothes, despite the fact that he’d let his hair go all shaggy and loose to the point where it curved down into his face in that cool guy, slightly windswept, effortless way, despite the fact that every time I looked into his brilliant blue eyes I was totally reminded of the Zac Efron poster that used to hang on my old bedroom wall, it still didn’t make it okay for him to laugh at me the way he did.

  Alyson Noel

  Wall, Eye, Hair

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• Now I understand all those chick flicks I made fun of. 'Cause now I'm the sappy dork willing to risk it all for the girl. Estoy enamorado...I'm in love.

  Simone Elkeles

  Girl, Fun, Risk

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• That’s the one nice thing about being a dork about men: you can sometimes play it off as restrained and classy.

  Mindy Kaling

  Nice, Men, Play

  Mindy Kaling (2011). “Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)(Enhanced Edition)”, p.74, Crown/Archetype

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• So, thanks,” Vivian said. “For what?” I looked up at her, confused. “For being stupid enough to love your crazy, murdering lunatic of a sister and being such a pathetic dork that I couldn’t help but love you, too

  Kiersten White

  Confused, Crazy, Stupid

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• Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't read it you should you will probably fell just as I fell.

  Rachel Renée Russell

  Book, Thinking, Diaries

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• I knew 'Mars Needs Moms! ' would be a movie seconds after the title came to mind. Similarly, I also knew that my daughter would be calling me a dork as a default term of endearment eventually.

  Berkeley Breathed

  Mom, Daughter, Mother

  Interview with Michael Cavna, www.washingtonpost.com. March 12, 2011.

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• Honestly, I have a tendency to date dorks. Which means that a lot of times, I date guys that no one else would deem to be a hunk.

  Ivanka Trump

  Mean, Guy, Tendencies

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