Aren't most of you descended from pirates?
If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?
A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.
We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.
Don't let your fears become boxes that enclose you. Open them out, feel them and turn them into the greatest courage you are capable of. I promise you, nothing will go wrong. But if you live by your fears, everything that can possibly go wrong will go wrong and you won't even have done the 'Funky Chicken'.
Don't become a philosopher before you become rich.
It's okay to be confused. Confusion is the route to all the clarity in the world.
If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.
Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.
You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.
There's a lot of your family in tonight.
People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle.
It has been said that a Scotchman has not seen the world until he has seen Edinburgh; and I think that I may say that an American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
A madhouse of frenzied moneymaking and frenzied pleasure-seeking, with none of the corners chipped off. It is beautifully situatedand the air reminds one curiously of Edinburgh.
I've spent a lot of very happy times in Edinburgh as a result of playing virtually every festival since 1996. It's also a beautiful city in its own right, is walkable, within sight of the sea and mountains - and was too far north for the Luftwaffe to have done any damage, hence the spectacularly beautiful architecture.
I started writing novels while an undergraduate student, in an attempt to make sense of the city of Edinburgh, using a detective as my protagonist. Each book hopefully adds another piece to the jigsaw that is modern Scotland, asking questions about the nation's politics, economy, psyche and history ... and perhaps pointing towards its possible future.
Edinburgh used to be a haughty city.
Glasgow is less polite than Edinburgh but that's a good thing - they keep it very real.
Edinburgh is an experience A city of enormous gifts Whose streets sing of history Whose cobbles tell tales.
After a rest in Edinburgh, where, passing a music-shop, I heard some blind man playing a mazurka of mine.
I'm a bit of a Scotophile. I have a house on the Black Isle, so I'm in Scotland quite a lot and think Edinburgh is just the most beautiful city.
I never realised that the Edinburgh skyline was so interesting - it's gothic and very urban and there's a lot of church spires and old brownstone buildings.
Robert Rotenberg does for Toronto what Ian Rankin does for Edinburgh.
I once waited on Sean Connery. A long time ago. This was at the Caledonian Hotel in Edinburgh. They closed down the restaurant for him, and when he walked in with his morning paper, all the waitresses started squealing. He was a big guy, bigger than in the movies.
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