Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical.
Sincerity: if you can fake it, you've got it made.
They have been saying for a long time that Iraq made an effort to import active uranium, and my colleague demonstrated the other day that they came to the conclusion that it was a fake document that everybody is relying upon.
Apparently, the most difficult feat for a Cambridge male is to accept a woman not merely as feeling, not merely as thinking, but as managing a complex, vital interweaving of both.
All truth is simple... is that not doubly a lie?
I don't know what it means to be a sex symbol. When I look myself on a magazine cover I don't see it as me, but as someone painted, fluffed, puffed and done up.
On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone.
The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing.
One weeps not save when one is afraid, and that is why kings are tyrants.
I think I can safely say that nobody understands Quantum Mechanics.
It worried me when Britney snogged Madonna. It looked a bit fake. It screamed 'We're in this for the money'.
I'll never try to put on a fake image. I'm just Zac.
We fake perfect so others don't have to experience any unpleasant realities, because their life is just as fake as ours.
Most of the confidence which I appear to feel, especially when influenced by noon wine, is only a pretense.
I would say 95% of the time, because you just can't remember your lines if you're drinking alcohol. I would say about 95% of the time it was grape juice or this fake wine, which was horrible.
Problem with these other niggas they aint never real
Sittin there wishin their problems became ours, cause we have nothin in common since I done became star.
I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher.
If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying this because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.
It is very good advice to believe only what an artist does, rather than what he says about his work.
Real people are actively trying to live like fake people, so real people are no less fake. Every comparison becomes impractical. This is why the impractical has become totally acceptable; impracticality almost seems cool.
Virtue must be valuable, if men and women of all degrees pretend to have it.
Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
Eclecticism. Every truth is so true that any truth must be false.
I don't pretend to be an ordinary housewife.
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