Funny Monday Quotes

• On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

  H. Allen Smith

  Monday, Morning, 4th Of July

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• Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

  Spike Milligan

  Funny, People, Born

  Spike Milligan (2014). “Puckoon”, p.48, Penguin UK

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• On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that what is which and which is what?

  A. A. Milne

  Monday, Hot, Sun

  A A Milne (1998). “Cn Pooh 12-Copy Slipcase #06: Ams - Kanga & Baby Roo Comes to the Forest”, Dutton Books

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• Monday is the day of silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon.

  Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

  Monday, Moon, White

  Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni (1997). “The Mistress of Spices”, Doubleday

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• I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.

  Tommy Cooper

  Funny, Monday, Doctors

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• There are no miracles on Mondays.

  Amy Neftzger

  Monday, Miracle

  Amy Neftzger (2013). “The Orphanage of Miracles: The Kingdom Wars: Book One”, p.65, Field of Gold Publishing, Inc.

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