As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo
One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.
To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
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