We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No, ha-ha. I live in L.A. County, but more in the hills. Not in the fancy kind! Trust me; whatever you do you do not want to come to my neighborhood!
'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
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