Funny Travel Quotes - Page 23

• On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.

  Lewis Grizzard

  Travel, New York, Fun

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• Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.

  Yogi Berra

  Funny, Baseball, Yankees

  Yogi Berra (1998). “The Yogi Book”, p.44, Workman Publishing

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• The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality.

  Samuel Johnson

  Travel, Reality, Imagination

  Samuel Johnson (1836). “Johnsoniana; or supplement to Boswell; being Anecdotes and sayings of Dr. Johnson, etc”, p.104

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• If you don t know where you are, a map won't help.

  Watts Humphrey

  Baseball, Goals Dreams, Yankees

  Watts S. Humphrey (1989). “Managing the Software Process”, Addison-Wesley Professional

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• There is nothing safer than flying - it's crashing that is dangerous.

  Theo Cowan

  Travel, Flying, Dangerous

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• One certainty when you travel is the moment you arrive in a foreign country, the American dollar will fall like a stone.

  Erma Bombeck

  Country, Travel, Fall

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• Travel' is the name of a modern disease which became rampant in themid-fifties and is still spreading. The disease - its scientific name is travelitis furiosus - is carried by a germ called prosperity.

  George Mikes

  Travel, Names, Disease

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• Happiness is a way of travel – not a destination.

  Roy M. Goodman

  Inspirational, Positive, Happiness

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• Travel is the frivolous part of serious lives, and the serious part of frivolous ones.

  Sophie Swetchine

  Inspirational, Travel, Adventure

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• I am not the same having seen the moon shine on the other side of the world. Mary

  Mary Anne Radmacher

  Travel, Adventure, Moon

  Mary Anne Radmacher (2014). “She: A Celebration of Greatness in Every Woman”, p.25, Simon and Schuster

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• What I love most about this crazy life is the adventure of it.

  Juliette Binoche

  Travel, Crazy, Adventure

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• The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure.

  Joseph Campbell

  Inspirational, Life, Motivational

  Joseph Campbell, Bill Moyers (2011). “The Power of Myth”, p.206, Anchor

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• Adventure is worthwhile in itself.

  Amelia Earhart

  Travel, Famous Inspirational, Teaching

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I travel light. I think the most important thing is to be in a good mood and enjoy life, wherever you are.

  Diane von Furstenberg

  Inspirational, Travel, Thinking

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• Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.

  Helen Keller

  Inspirational, Life, Strength

  Helen Keller (1957). “The Open Door”, Garden City, N.Y. : Doubleday

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• Travel makes one modest. You see what a tiny place you occupy in the world.

  Gustave Flaubert

  Inspirational, Travel, Adventure

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• Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversations.

  Elizabeth Drew

  Travel, Fun, Mind

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• People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.

  Dagobert D. Runes

  Inspirational, Funny, Travel

  Dagobert D. Runes (2015). “Treasury of Thought”, p.172, Open Road Media

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• When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like, 'What do I do ... I don't really ... ha-huh ...' Yeah, it's the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!

  Dane Cook

  Inspirational, Funny, Travel

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• A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.

  Emile Genest

  Travel, Car, Tourists

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• We wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.

  Hilaire Belloc

  Travel, Carpe Diem, Journey

  Hilaire Belloc (1942). “Places”

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• You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.

  Yogi Berra

  Inspirational, Funny, Motivational

  "What Time Is It? You Mean Now?: Advice for Life from the Zennest Master of Them All". Book by Yogi Berra, 2003.

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• A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.

  Laozi

  Inspirational, Life, Summer

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• In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

  Robert Benchley

  Travel, Children, Airplane

  Pluck and Luck (1925)

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• Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

  George Carlin

  Inspirational, Funny, Travel

  George Carlin (2007). “The Best of Brain Droppings”, p.52, Peter Pauper Press, Inc.

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