I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.
I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt.
My father's saying, The harder you work, the luckier you get.
The better your attitude and the harder you work, the luckier you get.
The harder you work, the luckier you become.
No other game combines the wonder of nature with the discipline of sport in such carefully planned ways. A great golf course both frees and challenges a golfer's mind.
Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place.
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
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