Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA.
Every day is a great day for hockey.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Half the game is mental, the other half is being mental.
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
How would you like a job where, if you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
Great moments are born from great opportunities.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of an NHL playoff series.
I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.
A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
Sometimes people ask, 'Are hockey fights real?' I say, 'If they weren't, I'd get in more of them.
Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.
He brings something special. I don't know what it is, but if you ask him, you couldn't understand his answer.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all, it keeps them off the street.
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
Canada is a country where the serious writers are hockey fans and readers of comic books. They don't play chess.
We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust.
I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place.
I love to play hockey. I'm a huge hockey fan and I love to play as well.
I always played hockey, I was always a hockey fan, but I was never bitten by the hockey bug... I never looked into playing it professionally.
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