Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA.
Every day is a great day for hockey.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
Half the game is mental, the other half is being mental.
How would you like a job where, if you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
Great moments are born from great opportunities.
Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of an NHL playoff series.
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
Sometimes people ask, 'Are hockey fights real?' I say, 'If they weren't, I'd get in more of them.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
He brings something special. I don't know what it is, but if you ask him, you couldn't understand his answer.
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.
A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all, it keeps them off the street.
A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.
Canada is a country where the serious writers are hockey fans and readers of comic books. They don't play chess.
I'm an avid hockey fan and I've been playing for about 17 years, and somebody recently told me that the first organized hockey teams in Canada were all black. Telling those stories would be cool.
Wait'll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners.
Its an honor to be chosen to represent the best hockey game in the world,... Hockey fans are looking for the most authentic experience and NHL 2K6 delivers it.
We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust.
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