I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself.
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
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