Husband Quotes - Page 15

• Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.

  Roseanne Barr

  Space, House, Locked

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• My best friend Linda is leaving her husband just because he is unfaithful to her. That is no reason to leave the person. I feel like after that, you should stay with them and make sure that the rest of their life is sheer hell.

  Roseanne Barr

  Leaving, Infidelity, My Best Friend

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• My husband says, 'Roseanne, don't you think we ought to talk about our sexual problems?' Like I'm gonna turn off Wheel of Fortune for that.

  Roseanne Barr

  Thinking, Wheels, Problem

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• My husband says, 'God, Roseanne, I can't remember the last time we had sex.' Well, I can, and that is why we ain't doing it.

  Roseanne Barr

  Sex, Lasts, Remember

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• I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband, I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny, finally and ultimately sated ... But enough about the pork.

  Roseanne Barr

  Girl, Passion, Home

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• A mother's role is God-ordained. Mothers are to conceive, bear, nourish, love, and train. They are to be helpmates and are to counsel with their husbands.

  Ezra Taft Benson

  Mother, Roles, Bears

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• Pride adversely affects all our relationships - our relationship with God and His servants, between husband and wife, parent and child, employer and employee, teacher and student, and all mankind.

  Ezra Taft Benson

  Teacher, Children, Pride

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• I have the best husband one could dream of; I could never have imagined finding one like him. He is a true gift of heaven, and the more we live together the more we love each other.

  Marie Curie

  Dream, Heaven, Together

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• [On husband Phil Donahue:] The man does not know the meaning of the word tidy. He asked me one day, 'Where are my shoes?' So I asked him, 'Where are my shoes?' I don't know what it is about men. They think that women have radar attached to our uteruses.

  Marlo Thomas

  Men, Thinking, Shoes

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• I have never known my husband to approve any act of mine which I myself valued.

  Julia Ward Howe

  My Husband, Mines, Known

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• the Law has made the man and wife one person, and that one person the husband!

  Lucretia Mott

  Men, Law, Wife

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• one tends to suspect others of what one is guilty of oneself. The unfaithful wife is quick to suspect the husband of infidelity.

  Fay Weldon

  Wife, Infidelity, Unfaithful

  Fay Weldon (2007). “Auto da Fay: A Memoir”, p.128, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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• you may imagine me the very shadow of my husband.

  Dolley Madison

  Wife, Shadow, May

  Dolley Madison (1886). “Memoirs and Letters of Dolly Madison: Wife of James Madison, President of the United States”, Boston ; New York, Houghton, Mifflin

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• Save the love we pay to heaven, there is none purer, holier, than that a virtuous woman feels for him she would cleave through life to. Sisters part from sisters, brothers from brothers, children from their parents, but such woman from the husband of her choice, never!

  James Sheridan Knowles

  Marriage, Brother, Children

  James Sheridan Knowles (1859). “The Dramatic Works of James Sheridan Knowles: The love chase. Woman's wit. The maid of Mariendorpt. Love. John of Procida. Old maids. The rose of Arragon. The secretary”, p.255

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• The fricassee with dumplings is made by a Mrs. Miller whose husband has left her four times on account of her disposition and returned four times on account of her cooking.

  Rex Stout

  Food, Cooking, Four

  Rex Stout (2010). “Some Buried Caesar”, p.78, Crimeline

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• Unfortunately, our [american] workplace rules are stuck in the seventies, when, out of a block of 10 houses, in more than half of them the husband went to work and the wife stayed home. Now on that same block almost eight of the wives work. That's one reason why I want equal pay for equal work, and why affordable day care, early childhood education, and universal pre-K are so important to me.

  Kirsten Gillibrand

  Block, Home, Eight

  Source: www.glamour.com

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• When my creative side isn't being fulfilled, I see it affect me in a negative way and I'm not able to become that father/husband/man that I want to be. So it's almost like this dark half that you have to satiate in order to become full, in order to become a good person.

  Frank Iero

  Father, Dark, Men

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• Between writing, traveling, speaking, preaching, and doing my best to be a good husband to my wife and my three kids, that's about as much as one man or at least this man can do.

  Tullian Tchividjian

  Writing, Kids, Men

  Source: www.christianpost.com

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• I am no kind of philanthropist or humanitarian, but it is really nice to get those emails from all over the world of people who said, I had nothing to laugh at or my son was really sick or my husband is really sick and we put on your DVDs and we laughed, thanks for making the real world go away for a little while.

  Jeff Dunham

  Real, Nice, Son

  TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

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• Woman's work as a listener is never done. ... I thought I'd spent too much of my life listening for some damn man - for my father and now for my husband.

  Adela Rogers St. Johns

  Father, Men, Listening

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• [When asked if her husband was still living:] It's a matter of opinion.

  Hermione Gingold

  Matter, Opinion, Stills

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• My husband's family was terribly refined. Within their circle you could know Beethoven, but God forbid if you were Beethoven.

  Louise Berliawsky Nevelson

  Creativity, Circles, Refined

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• Three things have helped me successfully go through the ordeals of life -- an understanding husband, a good analyst and millions of dollars.

  Mary Tyler Moore

  Understanding, Dollars, Three

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• my husband, who is a lawyer, is very careful with words and with the truth. He thinks that the truth exists, and it's something that is beyond questioning, which I think is totally absurd. I have several versions of how we met and how wonderful he was and all that. At least twenty. And I'm sure that they are all true. He has one. And I'm positive that it's not true.

  Isabel Allende

  Truth, Thinking, Twenties

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• I have discovered that our great favourite, Miss Austen, is my countrywoman...with whom mamma before her marriage was acquainted. Mamma says that she was then the prettiest, silliest, most affected, husband-hunting butterfly she ever remembers...

  Mary Russell Mitford

  Butterfly, Hunting, Missing

  "The Life of Mary Russell Mitford", vol. 1, by Mary Russell Mitford, (letter to Sir William Elford, 1st Baronet), 1870.

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