Anybody who doesn't think I want the Lakers to win is a fool. But I'm no homer.
Well, I might take a plane, I might take a train. How do you people live here? You must be insane. I'm leaving Sacramento. Sacramento, I won't stay. But I'll be sure to come back when the Lakers beat the Kings in May.
Amos clapped his hands. “Khufu!” I thought he’d sneezed, because Khufu is a weird name, but then a little dude about three feet tall with gold fur and a purple shirt came clambering down the stairs. It took me a second to realize it was a baboon wearing an L.A. Lakers jersey.
If a jayvee team puts on Lakers uniforms, that doesn't make them Kobe Bryant.
My mission is to kill; whether it's the Heat, whether it's the Lakers. Hopefully both. That's my mission, and that's what I'm here to do.
I met wonderful people playing in the NBA. Whether it is the officials, the scorekeepers, all the people who work for the NBA, not just for the Lakers, but I'm talking about just for the league itself.
Congratulations to the NBA champion Boston Celtics - they beat the Los Angeles Lakers by 39 points. Or as Hillary Clinton would say, "Too close to call.
Agh-uhh!” the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn’t completely cover his multicolored rear.
Talk to the guys that ain't doing nothing, don't talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
I don't know. I don't have a fax machine, so I didn't get that message.
We want stuff done right. As long as it's my team, I'll voice my opinion. Yep, it's my team. You media guys might give it to him, like you've given him everything else his whole lifetime, but this is the Diesel's ship. And if we're not right, I'm going to go out there and try to get it right... Just ask Karl and Garywhy they wanted to come here. It was because of one person, not two. One.
Since I suffered the injury on company time, why shouldn't I also be able to get surgery and do recovery on company time?
Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain't nothing but a sandwich.
There is nothing for me to be sour about. What you got to understand is that I'm a military man. We usually do my shift for four or five years and then you got to move on.
All I could think to say was, "The Lakers are my home team!
I didn't say anything. Got nothing to say. I'm a married man; I don't need a relationship with another man.
I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.
Turning down the Lakers was tough, but it is always good to renew your vows to the loves of your life.
The truth is I'm a bit old school. For me, it would be hard to put on a Lakers jersey. That's just the way it is.
Actually, Magic and the Lakers beat Philadelphia for Magic's first NBA Championship.
The rivalry between the Lakers and Celtics endured for about eight years, and the interest grew each year.
Lakers were able to maintain a certain level of talent and success and so were the Celtics. So after awhile it became part of people's sports lore...
The Lakers fans have been great, even folks in the supermarket are welcoming me back.
I think Kwame will be an asset to the Lakers.
He's just intelligent-sort of a nerd, actually. He's the only brother I know who made a 1420 on the SAT. I don't think Chris Dudley did that, and Mr. Smarty Pants went to Yale. Kobe doesn't hang out. He doesn't go to the clubs. He doesn't ride around. He doesn't put rims on his car. He's just him. He's a sophisticated kid. Damn mature for his age.
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