Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men and women are created equal.
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men, they are far superior and always have been.
A good marriage does not require a perfect man or a perfect woman. It only requires a man and a woman committed to strive together toward perfection.
If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.
One of the things we learn in movies directed by men is what the 'fantasy woman' is. What we learn in movies directed by women is what real women are about. I don't think that men see things wrong and women right, just that we do see things differently.
I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
Every woman deserves a man to ruin her lipstick, not her mascara
Let a woman have her place, because as you provide foundation for her, she provides a foundation for you. And through that vulnerability comes strength.
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine.
There aren't any hard women, only soft men.
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
Find me now. Before someone else does.
Flirtation: attention without intention.
The source of all life and knowledge is in # man and # woman , and the source of all living is in the interchange and the meeting and mingling of these two: man-life and woman-life, man-knowledge and woman-knowledge , man-being and woman-being.
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