Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men and women are created equal.
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
There aren't any hard women, only soft men.
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
Every woman deserves a man to ruin her lipstick, not her mascara
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
A man told me that for a woman, I was very opinionated. I said, 'for a man you're kind of ignorant'.
A good marriage does not require a perfect man or a perfect woman. It only requires a man and a woman committed to strive together toward perfection.
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Let a woman have her place, because as you provide foundation for her, she provides a foundation for you. And through that vulnerability comes strength.
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men, they are far superior and always have been.
A popular saying in Alderson went as follows: 'They work us like a horse, feed us like a bird, treat us like a child, dress us like a man - and then expect us to act like a lady.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Find me now. Before someone else does.
I do not wish women to have power over men; but over themselves.
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