Moron Quotes - Page 9

• Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.

  James Woods

  Thinking, President, United States

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• There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!

  Pat Sajak

  Weather, Differences, Climate

  "Pat Sajak Says People Concerned About Climate Change Are ‘Unpatriotic Racists’" by James Gerken, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 20, 2014.

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• Are you going to shoot me?' Vengeous sneered. 'I wouldn't be surprised. What would a thing like you know about honor? Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.

  Derek Landy

  Fighting, Gun, Honor

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• All the children seem to be coming out quite intelligent, thank goodness. It would have been such a bore to be the mother of morons, and it’s an absolute toss-up, isn’t it? If one could only invent them, like characters in books, it would be much more satisfactory to a well-regulated mind.

  Dorothy L. Sayers

  Mother, Children, Book

  Dorothy L. Sayers (2012). “The Nine Tailors”, p.464, Open Road Media

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• All events, no matter how earthshaking or bizarre, are diluted within moments of their occurrence the the continuance of the necessary routines of day-to-day. -Fitz Most prisons are of our own making. A man makes his own freedom, too. -Chade When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool, you end up sounding like a moron instead. -Burrich We left. Walking uphill and into the wind. That suddenly seemed a metaphor for my whole life. -Fitz

  Robin Hobb

  Cutting, Men, Wind

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• I'm a monster, not a moron.

  P. C. Cast

  Monsters

  P. C. Cast, Kristin Cast (2010). “Hunted: A House of Night Novel”, p.211, Macmillan

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• One never quite allows for the moron in our midst.

  Agatha Christie

  Midst

  AGATHA CHRISTIE (1980). “MISS MARPLE MEETS MURDER”

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• Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.

  Derek Landy

  Jealous, Genius, Skulduggery Pleasant

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• Look and you wlll see, that which was can never be. When they seek a boy your age, Run, you flippin moron, run!

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Running, Boys, Age

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2011). “Invincible: The Chronicles of Nick”, p.82, Macmillan

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• Each of us is sometimes a cretin, a fool, a moron, or a lunatic. A normal person is just a reasonable mix of these components, these four ideal types.

  Umberto Eco

  Four, Fool, Normal

  Umberto Eco (2007). “Foucault's Pendulum”, p.73, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• The only use for military service is that it reveals the number of morons in the population," he would remark. "And that can be discovered in the first two weeks; there's no need for two years. Army, Marriage, the Church and Banking: the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Yes, go on, laugh.

  Carlos Ruiz Zafon

  Military, Army, Numbers

  Carlos Ruiz Zafon (2005). “The Shadow of the Wind”, p.99, Penguin

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• Why then you're as mad as me. No, madder. For I distrust 'reality' and its moron mother, the universe, while you fasten your innocence to fallible devices which pretend at happy endings.

  Ray Bradbury

  Mother, Reality, Mad

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• Townsend shrugged. 'With all due respect to the good doctor, I highly suspect he's a moron.

  Ally Carter

  Doctors, Dues, Suspects

  Ally Carter (2012). “Gallagher Girls: Out of Sight, Out of Time”, p.108, Hachette UK

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• I’m not a romantic, I’m a half-wit. Only stupid people would think I’m smart. I’m not something anyone should know. I’m a lunatic wandering around for scraps, I’m like every single miserable moron I’ve scorned and pretended I didn’t recognize. I’m all of them, every last ugly thing in a bad last-minute costume. I’m not different, not at all, not different from any other speck of a thing. I’m a blemished blemish, a ruined ruin, a stained wreck so failed I can’t see what I used to be.

  Daniel Handler

  Smart, Stupid, Thinking

  Daniel Handler (2012). “Why We Broke Up”, p.196, Egmont UK

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• Hunting humans for sport? Eating them?" the bitterness in his voice cut through me. "Yeah, I caught that part." "That doesn't have anything to do with you? He lifted his eyes, gaze shuttered. "No?" "Not unless being a werewolf transforms you into a wolf AND a redneck moron.

  Kelley Armstrong

  Sports, Eye, Cutting

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• ...the moron who thought love was forever.

  Daniel Handler

  Forever

  Daniel Handler (2012). “Why We Broke Up”, p.170, Egmont UK

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• Expel the object!" Freak shouts. "Regurgitate, you big moron!" and he gives me another thump and I cough up this yucky mess, but I'm still laughing so hard my nose is running.

  Rodman Philbrick

  Running, Laughing So Hard, Giving

  Rodman Philbrick (2015). “Freak the Mighty”, p.20, Usborne Publishing Ltd

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• It was an especially wonderful time to be a noisy moron.

  Bill Bryson

  Wonderful, Noisy, Wonderful Times

  Bill Bryson (2006). “The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid”

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• P.P.S. AND YOU CAN TALK. "Just say the word." JUST SAY THE WORD? What kind of expression is that? WHAT WORD WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SAY ANYWAY? MORON? Letter from Emily to Charles.

  Jaclyn Moriarty

  Expression, Letters, Kind

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• Morons. I've got morons on my team.

  Strother Martin

  Team

  "Fictional character: Percy Garris". "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid", www.imdb.com. September 23, 1969.

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• Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.

  Alice Cooper

  Stars, Reading, Sleep

  "Rock is on a roll with politics" by Warren Kinsella, September 12, 2004.

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• A person may be a moron or an imbecile if he is lacking in judgment; but with good judgment he can never be either. Indeed the rest of the intellectual faculties seem of little importance in comparison with judgment.

  Alfred Binet

  Intellectual, May, Littles

  Alfred Binet (1977). “Significant contributions to the history of psychology: 1750-1920”

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• What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

  Al Yankovic

  Artist, Austin, Kind

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling Stones as loud as I could. So when I see all these rock stars up there talking politics, it makes me sick... If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.

  Alice Cooper

  Running, Stars, Reading

  "Rock is on a roll with politics" by Warren Kinsella, September 12, 2004.

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• I think a lot of female actors have a real fear of not looking their best. They learn to prize their vanity over a role in which they have to look like a moron. They're worried they'll damage their sex appeal. Thankfully, I have no problem looking like a moron!

  Emma Stone

  Sex, Real, Thinking

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