My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.
Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being.
Uncles and aunts, and cousins, are all very well, and fathers and mothers are not to be despised; but a grandmother, at holiday time, is worth them all.
What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies.
If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children.
A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence, Grandmother was that person to me.
Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild.
Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.
A grandma's name is little less in love than is the doting title of a mother.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma.
Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.
Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents.
I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.
An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.
I loved their home. Everything smelled older, worn but safe; the food aroma had baked itself into the furniture.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
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