Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
In politics, strangely enough, the best way to play your cards is to lay them face upwards on the table.
In a democracy the poor will have more power than the rich, because there are more of them, and the will of the majority is supreme.
As usual the Liberals offer a mixture of sound and original ideas. Unfortunately none of the sound ideas is original and none of the original ideas is sound.
Are you better off today than you were four years ago?
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
Most people assume the fights are going to be the left versus the right, but it always is the reasonable versus the jerks.
Politics is more difficult than physics.
[on the Republican party] A party with a narrow vision, a party that is afraid of the future.
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence: nor is the law less stable than the fact.
They have done what they like. Their difficulty is to like what they have done.
And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into a bad one.
The thing I enjoyed most were visits from children. They did not want public office.
Things must be done by parties, not by persons using parties as tools.
We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.
Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
What we need in appointive positions is men of knowledge and experience who have sufficient character to resist temptations.
It is absurd to entrust the defense of a country to people who own nothing in it.
The care of every man's soul belongs to himself. But what if he neglect the care of it? Well what if he neglect the care of his health or his estate, which would more nearly relate to the state. Will the magistrate make a law that he not be poor or sick? Laws provide against injury from others; but not from ourselves. God himself will not save men against their wills.
And he gave it for his opinion, "that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, to grow upon a spot of ground where only one grew before, would deserve better of mankind, and do more essential service to his country, than the whole race of politicians put together.
All I know is that I am not a Marxist.
In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination, from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second-hand from other non-examiners, whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing.
The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
I was raised the old-fashioned way, with a stern set of moral principles: Never lie, cheat, steal or knowingly spread a venereal disease. Never speed up to hit a pedestrian or, or course, stop to kick a pedestrian who has already been hit. From which it followed, of course, that one would never ever -- on pain of deletion from dozens of Christmas card lists across the country -- vote Republican.
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