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• Take you me for a sponge?

  William Shakespeare

  Sponges

  William Shakespeare, Robert Hapgood (1999). “Hamlet”, p.202, Cambridge University Press

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• I wonder that you will still be talking. Nobody marks you.

  William Shakespeare

  Talking, Wonder, Mark

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• Why, thou deboshed fish thou...Wilt thou tell a monstrous lie, being but half a fish and half a monster?

  William Shakespeare

  Lying, Monsters, Half

  William Shakespeare (1880). “The Works of Shakespeare: Carefully Prepared from the Earliest and More Modern Editions”

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• Thou whoreson zed! thou unnecessary letter!

  William Shakespeare

  Letters, Unnecessary

  'King Lear' (1605-6) act 2, sc. 2, l. [68]

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• 'Sblood, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's tongue, you bull's pizzle, you stock-fish! O for breath to utter what is like thee! you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bowcase; you vile standing-tuck!

  William Shakespeare

  Skins, Yards, Bulls

  1596-7 Henry IV Part One, act 2, sc.5, l.245-52.

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• You are a tedious fool.

  William Shakespeare

  Fool, Tedious

  William Shakespeare (2013). “Making Sense of Measure for Measure! a Students Guide to Shakespeare's Play (Includes Study Guide, Biography, and Modern Retelli”, p.87, BookCaps Study Guides

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• Teeth hadst thou in thy head when thou wast born,
  To signify thou camest to bite the world.

  William Shakespeare

  Teeth, World, Born

  William Shakespeare (2014). “The Complete Works of William Shakespeare Deluxe Annotated: Suitable for Home Reading, Academic Study, and Dramatic Productions”, p.2200, BookBaby

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• I think thy horse will sooner con an oration than
  thou learn a prayer without book.

  William Shakespeare

  Horse, Prayer, Book

  William Shakespeare, Anthony B. Dawson (2003). “Troilus and Cressida”, p.113, Cambridge University Press

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• I can see his pride
  Peep through each part of him.

  William Shakespeare

  Pride, I Can

  William Shakespeare, George Steevens, Samuel Johnson, Isaac Reed (1793). “The Plays of William Shakspeare: In Fifteen Volumes : with the Corrections and Illustrations of Various Commentators”, p.15

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• Some report a sea-maid spawn'd him; some that he was begot between two stock-fishes. But it is certain that when he makes water his urine is congealed ice.

  William Shakespeare

  Two, Ice, Sea

  'Measure for Measure' (1604) act 3, sc. 2, l. [117]

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• Thy food is such
  As hath been belch'd on by infected lungs.

  William Shakespeare

  Food, Lungs, Colossal

  William Shakespeare, John Glover (of Cambridge?.) (1866). “The Works of William Shakespeare: Antony and Cleopatra. Cynbeline. Pericles. Poems”, p.400

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• Nothing grieves a child more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he wasn't suppose to.

  Charles E. McKenzie

  Education, Children, Teaching

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• Why, this hath not a finger's dignity.

  William Shakespeare

  Dignity, Fingers

  William Shakespeare (2015). “Troilus and Cressida: Third Series, Revised Edition”, p.193, Bloomsbury Publishing

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• Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.

  William Shakespeare

  Art, Heaven, Hell

  William Shakespeare (1784). “Othello, the Moor of Venice, tragedy ... Marked with the variations in the Manager's book, at the Theatre-Royal in Drury Lane”, p.68

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• You peasant swain! You whoreson malt-horse drudge!

  William Shakespeare

  Horse, Malt, Peasants

  William Shakespeare (2003). “The Taming of the Shrew”, p.156, Cambridge University Press

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• Thou unfit for any place but hell.

  William Shakespeare

  Hell

  William Shakespeare, J. M. Jephson (1866). “The Works of William Shakespeare”, p.559

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• I shall laugh myself to death at this puppy-headed
  monster!

  William Shakespeare

  Laughing, Monsters, Puppy

  William Shakespeare, Richard Proudfoot, Ann Thompson, David Scott Kastan (2001). “Arden Shakespeare Complete Works”, p.1084, A&C Black

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• A knot you are of damned bloodsuckers.

  William Shakespeare

  Knots, Bloodsuckers

  William Shakespeare (2000). “The Tragedy of King Richard III”, p.250, Oxford University Press, USA

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• Thou lump of foul deformity!

  William Shakespeare

  Deformity, Foul, Lumps

  William Shakespeare (2000). “The Tragedy of King Richard III”, p.161, Oxford University Press, USA

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• A very scurvy fellow.

  William Shakespeare

  Fellows

  William Shakespeare (2012). “Measure for Measure”, p.87, Hackett Publishing

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• O you beast!
  I'll so maul you and your toasting-iron,
  That you shall think the devil is come from hell.

  William Shakespeare

  Thinking, Iron, Devil

  William Shakespeare, George Steevens (1828). “The dramatic works of William Shakespeare”, p.356

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• In elementary school, many a true word is spoken in guess.

  Henny Youngman

  Education, Teaching, School

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• My cousin's a fool, and thou art another.

  William Shakespeare

  Art, Cousin, Fool

  William Shakespeare, George Steevens (1829). “The Dramatic Works of William Shakespeare: Accurately Printed from the Text of the Corrected Copy Left”, p.130

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• Men from children nothing differ.

  William Shakespeare

  Children, Men

  William Shakespeare (2013). “Much Ado About Nothing Simplified!: Includes Study Guide, Biography, and Modern Retelling”, p.236, BookCaps Study Guides

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• This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!

  William Shakespeare

  Coward, Bed, Flesh

  1596-7 Henry IV Part One, act 2, sc.5, l.245-52.

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