Sassy Quotes - Page 7

• You abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone.

  William Shakespeare

  Ability, Infant

  William Shakespeare (1685). “The Tragedy of Coriolanus”, p.35, Lulu.com

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• For such things as you, I can scarce think there's any, ye're so slight.

  William Shakespeare

  Thinking, Scarce, I Can

  William Shakespeare (2015). “The Tragedy of Coriolanus”, p.120, William Shakespeare

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• There is no more mercy in him than there is milk in a male tiger.

  William Shakespeare

  Males, Milk, Mercy

  William Shakespeare (2013). “The Complete Works of William Shakespeare In Plain and Simple English”, p.6279, BookCaps Study Guides

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• Away! Thou'rt poison to my blood.

  William Shakespeare

  Blood, Poison

  William Shakespeare, Nicholas Rowe (1709). “The Works of Mr. William Shakespear;: In Six Volumes. Adorn'd with Cuts”, p.1753

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• You had measured how long a fool you were upon the ground.

  William Shakespeare

  Long, Fool

  William Shakespeare (2016). “The New Oxford Shakespeare: Modern Critical Edition: The Complete Works”, p.2985, Oxford University Press

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• One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.

  Ann Landers

  Funny, Friends, Country

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• Men get laid, but women get screwed.

  Quentin Crisp

  Sex, Women, Getting Laid

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  Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.

  Nathaniel Hawthorne

  Inspirational, Life, Motivational

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• Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!

  Eleanor Roosevelt

  Strength, Women, Humor

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• I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

  Mark Twain

  Life, Discovery, Finding Yourself

  Mark Twain (2014). “Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist”, p.59, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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• A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.

  H. L. Mencken

  Love, Funny Valentines Day, Women

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• No boy is worth crying over, and the one who is won't make you cry.

  Sarah Kane

  Boys, Cry, Make You Cry

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• More of your conversation would infect my brain.

  William Shakespeare

  Brain, Conversation

  William Shakespeare (1797). “Works, Containing His Plays and Poems: To which is Added a Glossary”, p.117

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• Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

  Elizabeth Gilbert

  Inspirational, Motivational, Strength

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• Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

  Erica Jong

  Funny, Being Strong, Spiritual

  FaceBook post by Erica Jong from Oct 02, 2015

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• At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Birthday, Time, Growing Up

  'Poor Richard's Almanac' (1741) June

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• The secret of getting ahead is getting started

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Life, Motivational

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• The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.

  Carl Jung

  Friendship, Relationship, Positive

  Carl Gustav Jung (2001). “Modern Man in Search of a Soul”, p.49, Psychology Press

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