Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
Love and a cough cannot be hid.
Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
'Twas not my lips you kissed but my soul.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me; We'll lock them up together, And throw away the key.
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.
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