Getting Laid Quotes

• If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

  Frank Zappa

  Funny, Education, Sex

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• Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Hey, Shack

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.143, Zondervan

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• There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

  Denis Leary

  Funny, Sexy, Humor

  Denis Leary (2015). “No Cure for Cancer”, p.30, Anchor

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• It's easy to get laid when you're rich and famous. When you're broke and unknown, it takes skill.

  Kevin Bacon

  Skills, Rich, Easy

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• I don't know what's better: getting laid or getting paid.
  I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away.

  Kanye West

  Rap, Hip Hop, Get Away

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• No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight will for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!

  Kevin Myers

  Fighting, Men, Pie

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• Writing isn't about making money, getting famous, getting dates, getting laid, or making friends. In the end, it's about enriching the lives of those who will read your work, and enriching your own life, as well. It's about getting up, getting well, and getting over. Getting happy, okay? Getting happy.

  Stephen King

  Get Well, Writing, Making Friends

  FaceBook post by Stephen King from Nov 19, 2013

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• I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?

  Mike Tyson

  Sacrifice, Boxing, Mike

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• And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

  Bill Hicks

  "Arizona Bay". Live album by Bill Hicks, 1997.

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• Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.

  Kevin Bacon

  Advice, Idiot, Talent

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• My father never missed a drink in his life. Or a joint. Or a party. Or a chance to get laid. He also never missed a day of work, or a house payment, or a car payment. I never went hungry, although he did a couple of times so I wouldn't.

  Christopher Titus

  Couple, Father, Party

  "Christopher Titus: Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding". www.imdb.com. 2004.

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• If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying.

  Rod Stewart

  Death, Trying, Dies

  Song: Tora, tora, tora, Album: Tonight I'm Yours

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• The feelings that we equate with love-feeling sick, feeling insecure, not eating-that's just lust getting in the way. It's your ego saying, 'I want to get laid' and 'I hope she likes me more than I like her.' Love is something that should be there in 20 years' time.

  Simon Cowell

  Insecure, Love Is, Years

  "He Said, She Said: Celebs on Love". www.elle.com. February 13, 2012.

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• Getting laid off was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. But it led to the best results.

  Tom Smallwood

  Optimistic, Results, Worst

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• I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.

  Jim Norton

  Funny, Humor, Rifles

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• I knew I was different. I thought that I might be gay or something because I couldn't identify with any of the guys at all. None of them liked art or music, they just wanted to fight and get laid. It was many years ago but it gave me this real hatred for the average American macho male.

  Kurt Cobain

  Art, Real, Fighting

  "Melody Maker Magazine", September 14, 1991.

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• In France, older women are considered sensual, and they don't have to mask the lines and wrinkles and erase every sign of their life on earth to be attractive and get laid.

  Alexia Landeau

  Sensual, Earth, Mask

  Source: www.esquire.com

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• The easiest way to get laid by a girl, or get rid of her, is to write a song about her.

  David Crosby

  Girl, Song, Writing

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• At eighty-one, health club-lusting is as close as I'll ever come to getting laid again.

  Patricia McConnell

  Lust, Clubs, Eighty

  Source: therumpus.net

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• Men think if they're getting laid, everything is fine. Women think if they feel good, everything is fine. Neither turns out to be a very good indicator.

  Mark Lawrence

  Thinking, Men, Feel Good

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• So that’s what art is, for the artist,” said Crake. “An empty drainpipe. An amplifier. A stab at getting laid.

  Margaret Atwood

  Art, Empty, Said

  Margaret Atwood (2004). “Oryx and Crake”, p.168, Anchor

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• The sexual revolution transformed the American West: Now even cowboys can get laid.

  Edward Abbey

  Cowboy, American West, Revolution

  Edward Abbey (2015). “A Voice Crying in the Wilderness”, p.54, RosettaBooks

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• Can you believe our Ash is getting laid? Our baby is growing up. I'm so proud!

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Baby, Growing Up, Believe

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• If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.

  Frankie Boyle

  Funny, Teenage, Humor

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• Most of the artists were trying to make a living, trying to get laid, trying to figure out who they were. They weren't trying to change the world. That's what other people put on them. I knew all those people. I knew them all, intimately and well. Bob Dylan. I would say that Bob Dylan is as interested in money as any person I've known in my life. That's just the truth.

  David Geffen

  Artist, People, Trying

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