Getting Laid Quotes - Page 2

• It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.

  Will Ferrell

  Paid

  "Fictional character: Reese Bobby". "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby", www.imdb.com. 2006.

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• I gave you sympathy. *I* want sympathy!" "Are you kidding me? You have the sexiest man on the planet wanting you. You're getting laid regularly. No sympathy for you!

  Jill Shalvis

  Men, Want, Planets

  Jill Shalvis (2015). “Lucky Harbor Collection 1: Simply Irresistible, The Sweetest Thing, Head Over Heels”, p.186, Hachette UK

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• And you know what people immediately start looking for, five minutes after they arrive someplace new? You know what's on their minds? I'll tell you: How are they gonna get laid, and where are they gonna find some mind-altering substances.

  Michel Faber

  People, Mind, Substance

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• When you're trying to get laid, everything's great, but once you've been with someone eight years and the future is not finite, you have time to sit and really examine every little thing that irritates you.

  Richard Linklater

  Eight, Years, Trying

  "The 'Before Midnight' Team: Reunion of the Year 2013". Interview with Lauren Bans, www.gq.com. December 5, 2013.

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• Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first thought that enters my mind is, "And I'm not getting laid." What am I doing wrong?

  Bill Hicks

  Kings, Giving, Mind

  "Arizona Bay". Comedy album by Bill Hicks, 1997.

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• I'm grateful for doing those drugs, because they kept me from getting laid and I would have gotten AIDS.

  Steven Tyler

  Grateful, Drug, Doing Me

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• I learned something from a string of failed relationships. You don't see a pattern quickly. You see it over time. I learned to stop jumping in at the first sign of attraction. As soon as you're attracted to someone, you go for it - whether or not it's a good idea. Basically, just going out and getting laid.

  James McAvoy

  Jumping, Ideas, Going Out

  Source: www.elle.com

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• Usually the kids are portrayed as very one-dimensional. Like these mindless animals that just have three things on their minds: getting laid, getting drunk, and driving real fast over Mulholland Drive.

  Molly Ringwald

  Real, Kids, Animal

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• I only got into comedy to get laid

  Jack Whitehall

  Comedy

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• Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.

  Scott Adams

  Suicide, Believe, People

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• Boys are rarely told that their virginity is a gift, or indeed that their sexuality is about “giving” something to another person – lightly or not. Boys “get laid”, “get lucky”, “get some”. They “take a girl’s virginity”, “take advantage”; if they’re thoughtful, they “take their time”. Boys are not taught to think of themselves or their virginity as something to be offered up, unwrapped and enjoyed.

  Emily Maguire

  Girl, Thinking, Thoughtful

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• I am not inspired by helping you find Chinese food at 2am in Dallas, or swipe right to get laid. I want to use tech and data to make the world a better place.

  Nancy Lublin

  Data, Chinese, Dallas

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• It's a cocktail-party circuit in D.C., That guy who couldn't master the guitar and get in a band and get laid, he ends up there. Gary Condit make sense to me. He's away from his family, he's in D.C. - if he was a car dealer in the [San Fernando] Valley somewhere out there, he'd be the guy who was trying to get laid by offering you the free undercoating package.

  Dennis Miller

  Party, Offering, Guitar

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• Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?

  Sloane Crosley

  Sleep, Towns, Imperfect

  Sloane Crosley (2012). “I Was Told There'd Be Cake”, p.91, Portobello Books

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• As Luxenberg's work has only recently been published we must await its scholarly assessment before we can pass any judgements. But if his analysis is correct then suicide bombers, or rather prospective martyrs, would do well to abandon their culture of death, and instead concentrate on getting laid 72 times in this world, unless of course they would really prefer chilled or white raisins, according to their taste, in the next.

  Ibn Warraq

  Suicide, Assessment, White

  "Virgins? What virgins?" by Ibn Warraq, www.theguardian.com. January 11, 2002.

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• What’s wrong?” asked Seth, seeing my frown. “That new drummer. Alec. He hit on me earlier, and now he’s moving in on Casey. I think he’s one of those guys who thinks plying girls with liquor is the only way to get laid.” “Wait. I thought I was the only guy who knew that secret.

  Richelle Mead

  Girl, Moving, Thinking

  Richelle Mead (2011). “Succubus On Top”, p.78, Kensington Publishing Corp.

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• If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

  Adam Carolla

  Funny, Humor, Ideas

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• Poetry is much more important than the truth, and, if you don't believe that, try using the two methods to get laid.

  Mark Forsyth

  Believe, Two, Important

  Mark Forsyth (2011). “The Etymologicon: A Circular Stroll through the Hidden Connections of the English Language”, p.203, Icon Books Ltd

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• Can you believe our Ash is getting laid? Our baby is growing up. I'm so proud!

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Baby, Growing Up, Believe

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• I'll never get laid trying to keep you safe. You're a train wreck on steroids.

  Karen Marie Moning

  Train Wrecks, Trying, Safe

  Karen Marie Moning (2016). “The Fever Series 7-Book Bundle: Darkfever, Bloodfever, Faefever, Dreamfever, Shadowfever, Iced, Burned”, p.1702, Dell

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• I don't think I ever believed in love, not really. Just though it was something James Bond made up, a long time ago, to get laid.

  Maggie Stiefvater

  Thinking, Long, Made

  Maggie Stiefvater (2011). “Shiver Trilogy (Shiver, Linger, Forever)”, p.743, Scholastic Inc.

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• Publishing a sophisticated men's magazine seemed to me the best possible way of fulfilling a dream I'd been nurturing ever since I was a teenager: to get laid a lot.

  Hugh Hefner

  Dream, Sex, Teenager

  Interview with Larry Dubois, iplayboy.com. January 1, 1974.

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• -and nobody’s getting laid!” I practically shouted. “You think I don’t know that?” He shifted his body beneath me, making me painfully aware of something. Two somethings, in fact, one of which was how far up my short skirt was. The other wasn’t my problem. I wriggled, to shimmy my hem down, but his expression perished the thought. When Barrons looks at me like that, it rattles me. Lust, in those ancient, obsidian eyes, offers no trace of humanity. Doesn’t even bother trying.

  Karen Marie Moning

  Eye, Thinking, Expression

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• I want to be with you, too,” he said. “I’ll come to your room after dawn.” Qhuinn didn’t want to ask. Had to. “What about Saxton?” “He’s gone on vacation.” Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally. “For how long?” “Just a couple of days.” Too bad. Any chance of an extension…for like a year or two? Maybe forever? “Okay, it’s a—” Qhuinn stopped himself before he finished that with date. There was no sense kidding himself. Saxton was away. Blay wanted to get laid. And Qhuinn was more than willing to supply the male with what he wanted.

  J.R. Ward

  Couple, Vacation, Years

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• In fact, every woman I met seemed disposable and replaceable. I was experiencing seducer's paradox: The better a seducer I became, the less I loved women. Success was no longer defined by getting laid or finding a girlfriend, but by how well I performed.

  Neil Strauss

  Girlfriend, Facts, Paradox

  Neil Strauss (2011). “The Game”, p.154, Canongate Books

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