Getting Laid Quotes - Page 4

• The best thing about being famous is that it makes it easier to get laid.

  Allen Ginsberg

  Easier, Best Things, Being Famous

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• I never try to make a major fashion statement but I want to be the friend in a woman's closet. I make dresses that women get laid in.

  Diane von Furstenberg

  Fashion, Trying, Dresses

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• These days most women have jobs that last way too long. A lot of people in New York barely have time to get laid.

  Nora Ephron

  Jobs, New York, Long

  "The dirty little secrets of Nora Ephron". Interview with Catherine Shoard, www.theguardian.com. September 9, 2009.

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• We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.

  Bill Maher

  Causes, Mystery, Knows

  "Bill Maher: The Golden Goose Special". TV Movie, 1997.

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• I thought this election was an adult discussion on how best to protect ourselves in the face of terrorism, but apparently it was a referendum on boys kissing... When homophobia trumps terrorism in America, wow. This country needs to get laid.

  Bill Maher

  Country, Kissing, Boys

  "Bill Maher: I'm Swiss". Documentary, Comedy, 2005.

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• The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid.

  Demetri Martin

  Comedy, Reason

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• According to an article on CNN.com, a new study says people who are bad kissers don't get laid. Where are you supposed to learn how to kiss? If you go to Catholic school, it's from your priest; in public school, you learn from your teacher; and some guys learn from their sisters... if their sister is Angelina Jolie.

  Chelsea Handler

  Teacher, School, Kissing

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• What I like about stand-up is, it's truthful. I'm not up there trying to get laid or look cool. I'm up there because I really love it, and it makes people happier.

  Jay Mohr

  People, Comedian, Trying

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• Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid.

  Steven Tyler

  Sober, Deserve

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• I'm a skinny, geeky, high school dropout - it works, kids! Sensitive guys always get the girl. You'll get laid 10 times as much as that guy on the football team 'cause he's on steroids and he's gonna get fat.

  Dave Grohl

  Girl, Football, Team

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• Don't wear bacon cologne. If you put on...you know what? Screw it. Wear it. If you are the type of guy who is tempted to wear bacon cologne, it's not like you could get laid any less.

  Bill Maher

  Guy, Like You, Type

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• To be taken seriously about doing something creative and probably travel a lot. That was my motivation. I knew I was good, I knew I could write. I also knew you could get laid really easily.

  David Bowie

  Motivation, Taken, Writing

  Source: ca.complex.com

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• The act of writing itself isn't outrageous. And the institution subtly and insidiously works on you in such a way that though you seem to have freedom you become a servant. Your main issue is to get promoted to the next thing. Or get invited to a picnic. Or get tenure. Or get laid.

  Gerald Stern

  Writing, Issues, Picnics

  Source: therumpus.net

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• You really think all of those indie music dorks go to SXSW every year to check out music? They go there to wear their laminates and act important and try to get laid.

  Mark Kozelek

  Thinking, Years, Important

  Interview with Laura Snapes, pitchfork.com. May 23, 2012.

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• It's funny to see my friends going through that middle-age thing about losing their hair. I went through it in college. They all say, "Oh my God, I'm getting old. I'm never getting laid again." Shut up. Yes, you are.

  Kenny Chesney

  College, Hair, Age

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• Like every young man growing up in the puritanical Eisenhower 1950s, I had a hell of a time getting laid. I suppose that's why I was always intrigued by, and terribly envious of men who had no trouble at all in bedding a vast variety of desirable women.

  Edward Sorel

  Growing Up, Men, Hell

  Source: classic.esquire.com

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• Writing's about getting up, getting well, and getting over. Getting happy, okay? Getting happy.

  Stephen King

  Get Well, Writing, Okay

  Stephen King (2002). “On Writing”, p.275, Simon and Schuster

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• Some people wanted to get rich or famous, but my friends and I wanted to get real. We wanted to get deep. (Also, I suppose, we wanted to get laid.)

  Anne Lamott

  Real, People, Rich

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• Men get laid, but women get screwed.

  Quentin Crisp

  Sex, Women, Sassy

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• If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.

  Moby

  Sex, Would Be, Symbols

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• All my life I just wanted to be a beatnik. Meet all the heavies, get stoned, get laid, have a good time. That's all I ever wanted. Except I knew I had a good voice and I could always get a couple of beers off of it. All of a sudden someone threw me in this rock 'n' roll band. They threw these musicians at me, man, and the sound was coming from behind. The bass was charging me. And I decided then and there that that was it. I never wanted to do anything else. It was better than it had been with any man, you know. Maybe that's the trouble.

  Janis Joplin

  Couple, Beer, Men

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• Your mind is a your temple, keep it beautiful and free. Don't let an egg get laid in it by something you can't see.

  Bob Dylan

  Beautiful, Education, Eggs

  Song: T.V. Talkin' Song, Album: Under The Red Sky, 1990

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• I think it's much more interesting when people say, "I love being famous. I love the attention and getting laid and having people I respect admire me," than when they pretend it hasn't had an effect on them.

  Leonardo DiCaprio

  Love Is, Thinking, People

  "New Again: Leonardo DiCaprio". Interview with Ingrid Sischy, Amanda Duberman, www.interviewmagazine.com. April 4, 2012.

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• Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid.

  Joe Rogan

  Men, Trying, He Man

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• Everyone gets laid off and everyone in Hollywood gets unemployment for six months while they're looking for a new job. So I would just do stand-up for six months and think I was really making it, and when my unemployment ran out, I had to get another job immediately.

  Anthony Jeselnik

  Jobs, Thinking, New Job

  "Anthony Jeselnik on Sharon Stone, thankless open mics, and his evil plan". Interview with Marah Eakin, www.avclub.com. October 16, 2015.

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