Screwed Up Quotes - Page 2

• A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.

  Mel Gibson

  Mean, Lines, Conspiracy

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• People confuse the word cynicism with the word skepticism. One is “you’re not gonna pay attention to anything, think everything’s screwed up, nothing’s ever gonna work out right”, that’s cynicism. But skepticism is, “you’re presented with evidence and you do your best to draw conclusions based on that”. So, as the saying goes, Bill Nye, do you believe in ghosts? No. However, I would love to see one. Bring it on. I’m open minded to the idea, but the more I look into it in a skeptical frame of thinking, the less likely it seems.

  Bill Nye

  Believe, Thinking, Ideas

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• When I was 9, I went to a birthday party. We were supposed to see a cowboy movie, but the programming got screwed up and we saw 'The Bad Seed' instead. Horrifying. For years I was frightened of girls with pigtails.

  Robert Englund

  Girl, Party, Cowboy

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you.

  Michael Jordan

  Stupid, Play, Teammate

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• You create a fearful culture where you spend a lot of time looking at where you screwed up.

  Alex Bogusky

  Culture, Fearful

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• I bet the pill is harder to get than drugs--which shows how screwed up this world really is!

  Beatrice Sparks

  Drug, Pills, World

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• Everyone is screwed up, broken, clingy, and scared, even the people who seem to have it more or less together.

  Anne Lamott

  Broken, Scared, Clingy

  "'Every single thing I know, as of today': Author Anne Lamott shares life wisdom in viral Facebook post" by Erin Clements, www.today.com. April 10, 2015.

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• I think young people have a wonderful reaction to color because it's not screwed up by too many references.

  Jim Hodges

  Thinking, Color, People

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• I wrote this speech thinking this was going to be it. It's not it. You guys went and screwed up my whole speech. We've got to come back here on Tuesday and drink some more beer.

  Kent Hrbek

  Beer, Thinking, Tuesday

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• I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions.

  Julie Harris

  Responsibility, Hair, Wish

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• I think god gave us talent because he screwed up our hair

  Dolly Parton

  Inspiring, Hilarious, Thinking

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• I believe in me. I'm a little screwed up, but I'm beautiful.

  Steve McQueen

  Beautiful, Believe, Healing

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Even if I screw up in my personal life, as long as I'm not destroying myself, I just think, "Okay, I screwed up." I'm not Mother Theresa.

  Steve Coogan

  Mother, Thinking, Long

  Interview with Scott Tobias, film.avclub.com. August 20, 2008.

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• Listen cousin, the way things are supposed to work out, one day the struggles of all you screwed up little underdogs will forge a permanent rainbow that'll encircle this entire earth, I should live so long.

  John Nichol

  Cousin, Struggle, Long

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• Normal people, fear the day their parents die. Screwed up people, fear the day their parents kill. My mum killed a guy, at my wedding. So I can pretty much check that off. But, she's my mum. And no matter what she did I just can't walk away from her. She gave me birth. She gave me love. She gave me the ability to make a cigarette fire look like it was started by the hot water heater.

  Christopher Titus

  Fire, Water, People

  "Titus / The Trial". www.imdb.com. 2002.

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• Normal people, want to be accepted. Screwed up people, want to be accepted. It's one of the few things we have in common. My whole life, all I ever wanted was my dad to pat me on the top of the head and go, Who's a good boy ? Who's a good boy? But, instead, all he ever did was wipe peanut butter on the end of my nose and laugh while I tried to lick it off.

  Christopher Titus

  Dad, Acceptance, Boys

  "Titus / Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!". www.imdb.com. 2001.

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• When you are a screwed up person, you have a responsibility to keep your normal friends from getting walked on. 'Cos, how bad could you screw that up ? And don't say, Well, you could cause someone six months of physical therapy. 'Cos, hey, lots of times, those exercise take places in pools and nylon tents with little plastic balls. Fun places like that. And, she gets to park up really close for a while. Ha ha, oh, I'm the bad guy.

  Christopher Titus

  Fun, Responsibility, Exercise

  "Titus / Tommy's Girlfriend II". www.imdb.com. 2001.

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• I love being from a screwed up family. We have everything in my family: prescription drug abuse, mental illness, one of my uncles is a Mormon.

  Christopher Titus

  Uncles, Love Is, Drug

  "Christopher Titus: Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding". Comedy, One-man Show, www.imdb.com. June 06, 2004.

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• Something got screwed up in terms of your priorities if you think it's more important to get rid of the dividend tax than it is to take care of 11 million kids.

  David S. Broder

  Kids, Thinking, Priorities

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• After all these years of wandering around as a street photographer and a journalist, I decided that this world is such a curious, screwed up place so full of contradictions... that I couldn't look at it any more in the raw form without trying to find some way of balancing it in a more philosophical context - less in a reportorial manner and more in an artistic one.

  Burk Uzzle

  Philosophical, Years, Trying

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• I screwed up at a young age with my parents. They were very religious and they didn't really understand music. They didn't really listen to music. I went through a series of battles with them about why I loved music.

  Brent Smith

  Religious, Parent, Age

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• What landed Jesus on the cross was the preposterous idea that common, ordinary, broken, screwed-up people could be godly.

  Mike Yaconelli

  Jesus, Godly, Ideas

  Mike Yaconelli (2009). “Messy Spirituality”, p.14, Harper Collins

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• In the strengthening the core job, a leader can draw on their past experiences. After all, in most cases they did the job of the people that are reporting to them! So they know when something is screwed up, they know the risks worth taking, and they know the corners to cut. But when they are creating the new, no one knows what the right answer is.

  Scott D. Anthony

  Jobs, Cutting, Past

  Source: bobmorris.biz

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• I had one line. My two larger scenes had gone fine, and then on that day I screwed up that line over and over and over again. And every time I screwed it up, they can't use the whole thing because they're only using the one shot [in Blue Jasmin]. That was my last day.

  Alden Ehrenreich

  Blue, Two, Gone

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• I love Dr. Evil [from Austin Powers] as a walking, talking, narcissistic manifestation of everything screwed up about human existence - his desire to take over the world, and have the world reflect his own power lust.

  Jay Roach

  Talking, Evil, Lust

  Source: www.hollywoodchicago.com

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