Screwed Up Quotes - Page 4

• It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.

  Corey Feldman

  Poor Decisions, Decision, Made

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• A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.

  Mel Gibson

  Mean, Lines, Conspiracy

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• People confuse the word cynicism with the word skepticism. One is “you’re not gonna pay attention to anything, think everything’s screwed up, nothing’s ever gonna work out right”, that’s cynicism. But skepticism is, “you’re presented with evidence and you do your best to draw conclusions based on that”. So, as the saying goes, Bill Nye, do you believe in ghosts? No. However, I would love to see one. Bring it on. I’m open minded to the idea, but the more I look into it in a skeptical frame of thinking, the less likely it seems.

  Bill Nye

  Believe, Thinking, Ideas

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• When I was 9, I went to a birthday party. We were supposed to see a cowboy movie, but the programming got screwed up and we saw 'The Bad Seed' instead. Horrifying. For years I was frightened of girls with pigtails.

  Robert Englund

  Girl, Party, Cowboy

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I believe in me. I'm a little screwed up, but I'm beautiful.

  Steve McQueen

  Beautiful, Believe, Healing

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Is there any indication we shouldn't be depressed - are you living on the same planet that I am? Do you ever think that depression might be the reasonable human response to the crap we're going through as a species, meant to propel us into the next evolutionary step, or at least into taking some different course of action so we might survive? Do you ever think that maybe it's the happy people that are really screwed up in the head?

  Marc Maron

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

  "Marc Maron - Bipolar Coaster". "Comedy Central Presents", Season 11, Episode 1, www.cc.com. January 12, 2007.

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• I don't write about anything I don't love even if that love sometimes gets all screwed up and tormented.

  Jonathan Lethem

  Writing, Sometimes, Ifs

  Interview with Max Miller, bigthink.com. September 25, 2010.

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• Listen cousin, the way things are supposed to work out, one day the struggles of all you screwed up little underdogs will forge a permanent rainbow that'll encircle this entire earth, I should live so long.

  John Nichol

  Cousin, Struggle, Long

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• One of the torturous things about my job is that, as time goes on, you get more and more clarity on all the things you've screwed up and all the mistakes you've made.

  Matt Cohler

  Jobs, Mistake, Goes On

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• I know I screwed up my 'Godzilla.'

  Dean Devlin

  Godzilla, Knows

  "'Godzilla': 'I know I screwed up,' says Dean Devlin". Interview with Adam B. Vary, www.ew.com. July 27, 2012.

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• Of course, screwed up families are not the exclusive province of the famous. Still, most families get to screw up in private.

  Shawn Amos

  Screw Ups, Screws, Stills

  "The Curse of Celebrity Children" by Shawn Amos, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 23, 2009.

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• It's irrational to assume you can ever truly evaluate yourself as a good or bad human being. You will never have enough information.That "bad person" at work who torments you might be an excellent father to his kids. That other "bad person" at work who screwed up royally today? That error might later lead to a huge breakthrough. We will never have enough info to holistically evaluate a person and score them in totality as "bad" or "good."

  David D. Burns

  Father, Kids, Errors

  Source: time.com

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• The best people in the world aren't those who never fail - but those who fail and learn something from it. I hope that your goal in life isn't to slide safely into death not having screwed up much.

  John Townsend

  People, Goal, World

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• I personally believe a crucial ingredient in rehabilitation is to admit that you completely screwed up.

  Jonathan Aitken

  Believe, Rehabilitation, Ingredients

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• People screw up, you know. You shouldn't hold it against them. You shouldn't expect everyone to know everything you're thinking about or not getting from them. It doesn't mean they don't love you. They just screwed up.

  Laura Dave

  Love You, Mean, Thinking

  Laura Dave (2016). “Eight Hundred Grapes: A Novel”, p.189, Simon and Schuster

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• You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you.

  Michael Jordan

  Stupid, Play, Teammate

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• You create a fearful culture where you spend a lot of time looking at where you screwed up.

  Alex Bogusky

  Culture, Fearful

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• I bet the pill is harder to get than drugs--which shows how screwed up this world really is!

  Beatrice Sparks

  Drug, Pills, World

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• I think people imagine going back to a time when they knew who they were and they knew what the circumstances were - if you screwed up it was your fault.

  Gore Verbinski

  Thinking, People, Faults

  "‘Rango’ Director Gore Verbinski Reveals The Top Ten Inspirations Of His Oscar-Contending Animated Feature Film" by Drew Taylor, www.indiewire.com. February 13, 2012.

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• I think young people have a wonderful reaction to color because it's not screwed up by too many references.

  Jim Hodges

  Thinking, Color, People

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• I wrote this speech thinking this was going to be it. It's not it. You guys went and screwed up my whole speech. We've got to come back here on Tuesday and drink some more beer.

  Kent Hrbek

  Beer, Thinking, Tuesday

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• You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.

  Artie Lange

  Girl, Father, Two

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• I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions.

  Julie Harris

  Responsibility, Hair, Wish

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• I think god gave us talent because he screwed up our hair

  Dolly Parton

  Inspiring, Hilarious, Thinking

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• Oh yeah, I'm mentally screwed up for life. But I look good.

  Christopher Titus

  Looks, Yeah

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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