I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
If Lincoln were alive today, he'd be turning over in his grave.
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Don't blame Wall Street. Don't blame the big banks. If you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself!
When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.
You can always follow me on Tweeter.
What I don't know is what the unexpected might be.
He [Tinky Winky] is purple - the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the gay pride symbol.
I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence.
When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.
Our gays are more macho than their straights.
I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started.
Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America.
[America has to import so many workers because] for the last 35 years we have aborted more than a million people who would have been in our workforce.
When they ask me who's the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan I'm going to say, you know, I don't know. Do you know? And then I'm going to say how's that going to create one job?
We have a president, who I think is a nice guy, but he spent too much time at Harvard, perhaps.
I went to a number of women's groups and said, "Can you help us find folks," and they brought us whole binders full of women.
I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.
Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.
What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.
Our leaders are stupid. Our politicians are stupid.
Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
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