Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?
We have a lot of work to do and I‘m afraid that it‘s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq/Pakistan border.
Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.
How do you say 'delicious' in Cuban?
I'm ready for the 'gotcha' questions and they're already starting to come.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. You're facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don't think too much further than that. And so what you've got to do is you've got to curtail that type of behavior. They don't know any better.
Exercise freaks...are the ones putting stress on the health care system.
Don't blame Wall Street. Don't blame the big banks. If you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself!
Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States.
When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.
The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.
If Lincoln were alive today, he'd be turning over in his grave.
Our leaders are stupid. Our politicians are stupid.
I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.
Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America.
I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.
When they ask me who's the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan I'm going to say, you know, I don't know. Do you know? And then I'm going to say how's that going to create one job?
When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.
Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.
I went to a number of women's groups and said, "Can you help us find folks," and they brought us whole binders full of women.
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