Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.
I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them.
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity.
The internet is a great way to get on the net.
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
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