Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them.
I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't like eating fish and I know that's very popular out there in Africa.
I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
The internet is a great way to get on the net.
Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.
I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
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