Reading the Gospels, without the personality of Jesus, is like watching television with the sound turned off.
Due to budget cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
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