Weird Day Quotes

• Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

  Bill Watterson

  Change, Funny Life, Different

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  We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.

  Robert Fulghum

  Love, Funny, Life

  "True Love". Book by Robert Fulghum, 1997.

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• I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare, it took me all morning to get them back in.

  Noel Fielding

  Funny, Morning, Humor

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• I 've got this weird day that changed my life. I woke up one Wednesday, and my wife's a lawyer, she was off to get on a plane, to go to a business meeting somewhere else, and she said, "I think you might be a father. I have to go to the airport." It was like, six in the morning, and I was like, "That's great - what?!" I called her at noon once her flight landed, to confirm that I hadn't dreamt the thing she told me.

  Lin-Manuel Miranda

  Morning, Father, Thinking

  Source: highlightsalongtheway.com

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• Any day you had gym class was a weird school day. It started off normal. You had English, Social Studies, Geometry, then suddenly your in Lord of the Flies for 40 minutes. Your hanging from a rope, you have hardly any clothes on, teachers are yelling at you, kids are throwing dodge balls at you and snapping towels - you're trying to survive. And then it's Science,Language, and History. Now that is a weird day.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Teacher, School, Kids

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• The first day, in particular, is always one of those weird days because you get ..., you're thrown into this new trailer - here's your wardrobe.

  Mekhi Phifer

  Firsts, Trailers, Thrown

  Source: www.movieweb.com

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• Sometimes what holds you together and what tears you apart are the same things.
  My lungs are made of armor so that I can breathe when you are not here.
  6.8 million people live alone in England. Do you feel lonely?
  I don't have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams.
  You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

  Bill Watterson

  Dream, Lonely, Reality

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