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• If I’m as normal as I think I am, we’re all a bunch of weirdos.

  Joe Brainard

  Thinking, Normal, Bunch

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• Remember when we used to worry about some weirdo having a razor blade inside an apple on Halloween? Not anymore. Like a kid today would eat an apple.

  Jay Leno

  Halloween, Kids, Apples

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• In our interconnected world, novel technology could empower just one fanatic, or some weirdo with a mindset of those who now design computer viruses, to trigger some kind of disaster. Indeed, catastrophe could arise simply from technical misadventure - error rather than terror.

  Martin Rees

  Technology, Errors, Design

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• Cherish your human connections: your relationships with friends and family. Even your super weirdo creep cousin.

  Joseph Brodsky

  Appreciation, Cousin, Relatives And Friends

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• I don't like parties past 2 am. Then it's all losers and weirdos.

  Paris Hilton

  Party, Past, Loser

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• Total?" I called. He looked up alertly, then ran over to me, small pink tongue hanging out. Total?" I said when he was close. "Can you talk?" He flopped down on the grass, panting slightly. "Yeah. So?" Jeezum. I mean, mutant weirdos are nothing new to me, you know? But a talking dog?

  James Patterson

  Dog, Mean, Talking

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• When I get down to my last dime I'll just walk over to skid row." "There are some real weirdos down there." "They're everywhere.

  Charles Bukowski

  Real, Dimes, Lasts

  Charles Bukowski (2001). “Ham On Rye”, p.288, Canongate Books

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• I am discounting the reports of UFOs. Why would they appear only to cranks and weirdos?

  Stephen Hawking

  Crank, Ufo, Reports

  "Questioning the universe". TED Talk, www.ted.com. February 2008.

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• As time goes on, I will play characters who get older: I don't want to be some Botoxed weirdo.

  Jodie Foster

  Character, Play, Goes On

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I don't think people are fans of me because I wrote hit songs. I think they're fans because I'm a lunatic or a weirdo. The hit songs came out of my idiosyncratic personality, not the other way around.

  Billy Corgan

  Song, Thinking, People

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• It's not like I've ever been the popular pretty girl at school or anything. I was always such a weirdo.

  Maisie Williams

  Girl, School, Pretty Girl

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• Are you placing enough interesting, freakish, long shot, weirdo bets?

  Tom Peters

  Long, Interesting, Risk

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• I concentrated hard and snapped my fingers. "You don't see the sword," I told the girl. "It's just a ballpoint pen." She blinked. "Um . . . no. It's a sword, weirdo.

  Rick Riordan

  Girl, Fingers, Ballpoint Pens

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• I was a weirdo. I wasn't picked on or anything. And I wasn't smarter than the other kids; that's not why I didn't fit in. I've always had this weird anxiety. I hated recess. I didn't like field trips. Parties really stressed me out. And I had a very different sense of humour.

  Jennifer Lawrence

  Life, Party, Kids

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• Not to be weird, but I still have an ongoing relationship with my mom, even though she passed away, and I've been surprised at how much I've been able to convey to her. Now I sound like a total weirdo, but that's true.

  Mindy Kaling

  Mom, Sound, Ongoing

  "‘The Mindy Project’ Cast Interview: Inspiration, What’s Next, Dream Guest Stars And More" by Maggie Furlong, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 20, 2012.

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• I get a message from my dad. In the mood I'm in, I tear up to see his name in my inbox, and imagine him down the hall in bed, propped on pillows, emailing me. "Hon,Enjoyed our gelato date the other night. I just want to say I'm proud of you for a lot of reasons. Also, I've attached a picture of my foot."He's such a weirdo goofball. I love him.

  Sara Zarr

  Love, Dad, Night

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• I'm such a weirdo. I'm animal-mad, so my ideal date would probably be something involving going to see animals.

  Sheridan Smith

  Animal, Mad, Ideals

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• I do think I go out of my way to be a very normal person and I just find it frustrating that people think that I'm some kind of weirdo reclusive that never comes out into the world. Y'know, I'm a very strong person and I think that's why actually I find it really infuriating when I read, 'She had a nervous breakdown' or 'She's not very mentally stable, just a weak, frail little creature'.

  Kate Bush

  Strong, Thinking, People

  "'I'm Not Some Weirdo Recluse'". Interview with Tom Doyle, www.theguardian.com. October 28, 2005.

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• I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.

  Emo Philips

  Home, Night, Guy

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• Life is a little easier for attractive people. Think about it: if a stranger smiles at you and they’re attractive, you think, ‘Oh, they’re nice,’ but if a stranger’s ugly, you’re like, ‘What do they want? Get away from me, weirdo.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Nice, Humor

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• Sometimes, sitting there on the cushion failing to watch your breath, it can feel like you’re the only weirdo weird enough to be wasting your time in this way. But you’re not! There are generations of weirdos, monasteries full of them, and we have the benefit of their accumulated wisdom.

  Jay Michaelson

  Watches, Generations, Sitting

  Jay Michaelson (2013). “Evolving Dharma: Meditation, Buddhism, and the Next Generation of Enlightenment”, p.108, North Atlantic Books

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• When you're a young actor you like to go for characters with a bit of flair, so in many films I ended up playing the weirdos. But I can assure you I'm not a psycho or a criminal or a bully.

  Kiefer Sutherland

  Character, Bully, Criminals

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Fashion as a whole is a farce, completely. The people behind it are perverted, the styles are created by freaked out people, just natural weirdos. I know this because I worked with all those people while I was modeling.

  Edie Sedgwick

  Fashion, People, Style

  "Edie : American Girl". Book by Jean Stein and George Plimpton, 1982.

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• Sometimes I heard voices muttering in my head, and a lot of the time the world seemed to smolder around its edges. but I was in a little better physical shape every day, I was getting my looks back, and my spirits were rising, and this was all in all a happy time for me. All these weirdos, and me getting a little better right in the midst of them. I had never known, never even imagined for a heartbeat, that there might be a place for people like us.

  Denis Johnson

  Voice, Happy Times, People

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