Wrestling Quotes - Page 14

• When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

  Bobby Heenan

  Lasts, Saws, Barbers

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• He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers.

  Roddy Piper

  Couple, Years, Training

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• Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?

  Roddy Piper

  Balance, Doe, Helping

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• It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food.

  Bam Bam Bigelow

  Dog, Pork, Pork Chops

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• Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

  Jerry Lawler

  Real, Light, Wife

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• Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.

  Roddy Piper

  Running, Noses, Size

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• It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

  Bobby Heenan

  Moving, Trying, Get Up

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• Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?

  Roddy Piper

  Mean, Gertrude, Males

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• He has a lower occipital proturbance!

  Gorilla Monsoon

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• Say hello...to the BAD GUY!

  Scott Hall

  Guy, Hello, Bad Guys

  Twitter post from Jul 01, 2016

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• If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.

  Dan Castellaneta

  Girl, Sports, Taught Us

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• I signed a $150,000 contract with TNA Wrestling for a year. I ended up 8 appearances for 40 minutes. Then I signed a second contract and they didn't use me. So, I'd like to thank them for $300,000 for 40 minutes' worth of work.

  Jonny Fairplay

  Years, Use, Appearance

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• I am Chris Jericho, your new hero! And I am the new millenium for the World Wrestling Federation!

  Chris Jericho

  Hero, World, Jericho

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• There are a lot of similarities between dancing and wrestling. The costumes are the same, the spandex and all that, but you have to be light on your feet to do both, and you have to remember choreography.

  Chris Jericho

  Light, Feet, Dancing

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• There's no unemployment insurance if you don't have a job in wrestling. You really have to be committed, to have a love and a passion for the sport, a belief in yourself that you can do it.

  Chris Jericho

  Sports, Jobs, Passion

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• Think about it - pro wrestling as an Olympic sport would be pretty cool. Look at figure skating or gymnastics - what is it? It's a choreographed performance that is judged.

  Chris Jericho

  Sports, Gymnastics, Thinking

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• A live performance is the same no matter what genre it is. Wrestling, rock 'n roll, hosting, acting - it's the same thing.

  Chris Jericho

  Rocks, Acting, Matter

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• I never want to hide my wrestling background.

  Chris Jericho

  Want, Backgrounds

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• Last night at WrestleMania, in front of 68,000 people, I defeated Chris Jericho and became the Undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion. And all of the doubts went away, because I proved to myself, I proved to the world, I proved to Chris Jericho that I AM The Game, and apparently I am THAT...DAMN...GOOD!

  Triple H

  Night, Games, People

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• If wrestling can be considered an art form, then [Ric Flair] is using oils, and the many others merely water colors.

  Ric Flair

  Art, Color, Oil

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• Never get into a wrestling match with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

  Unknown

  Dirty, Pigs, Likes

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• Notice how people can sit for hours and talk to one another, but call us to pray and we find it to be great difficulty. Why is this so? 1) Lack of desperation (realizing our dependence on God), 2) The wrestlings of the flesh, 3) Lack of faith to believe not only that God hears us but that He will move on our behalf.

  David Wallace

  Prayer, Believe, Moving

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• "Exciting" is a dull world to describe the wrestling business.

  Alexander Nderitu

  World, Dull, Exciting

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• Only death can seperate me from the wrestling world.

  Alexander Nderitu

  World

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• The story of American wrestling at its greatest is the story of its most illustrious champion, Frank Gotch. He dominated the field. Through his extraordinary ability, he gained for wrestling many converts. It was Gotch's victories over the hitherto invincible Hackenschmidt that made him the post popular mat star in America and started a movement among college men to take up wrestling.

  Nat Fleischer

  Stars, College, Men

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