Your Mom Quotes - Page 4

• Dutch in my ear, Olde E in my palm,
  I Freddy Krueger your face, Michael Myers your moms.
  You botherin mine? That's when I'm sparkin the nine.

  Sean Price

  Mom, Rap, Hip Hop

  Song: King Kong

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• Everybody has weird dreams, but a usual weird dream is, okay, so your mom's driving a car and she's a dog.

  Sammy Hagar

  Mom, Dream, Dog

  Interview with Steven Hyden, www.avclub.com. April 5, 2011.

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• You can write songs about your comic books and the girl or boy you sort of know and your mom and dad and it's all right there in front of you.

  Scott McClanahan

  Girl, Mom, Song

  Source: www.thefader.com

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• You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Hunting, Dresses

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• You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Mom, Girlfriend, Redneck

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• You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Might, Momma

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• You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Redneck, Giving, Events

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• Your moment of clarity comes when you face your fears. Sobriety gave me back me - my life. Self-medication kills you slowly. You can never get a handle on that. It's a highly destructive force that has to be dealt with on a spiritual level as much as a physical one.

  Chaka Khan

  Spiritual, Self, Sobriety

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• The weird thing about having your birthday on a school day is that by the time you get to be ten, or eleven for sure, no one at school knows it's your birthday anymore. It's not like when you're little and your mom brings cupcakes for the whole class. But even though no one knows, you walk around like it's supposed to be a national holiday. You walk around thinking that people are supposed to be nice to you, like maybe on your birthday you're ten times more breakable than on any other day. Well, it doesn't work that way. It just doesn't.

  A.M. Homes

  Mom, Nice, School

  A.M. Homes (2012). “Jack”, p.199, Granta Books

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• It is a dichotomous time where the younger generation is perceived as free. But smoking pot is not being free. Taking drugs is not being free. I feel that being courteous and telling your dad, 'I'm going to have a drink' with your dad saying 'give me one too' is cool. That's being freer, happier and nicer. But having issues and saying that 'I am my own person, I am moving out Mom!' is not. Yes, if your mom tells you to move out then that's being free.

  Shahrukh Khan

  Mom, Dad, Moving

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• This is your moment! Seize the opportunity to be great!

  Eric Thomas

  Opportunity, Moments, Seize The Opportunity

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• It's [Jack the Giant Slayer] one of those fairy tales your mom and dad read to you when you're little. Never once did I imagine myself in it. It's just phenomenal. Words just can't really describe it. It brings the biggest smile to my face.

  Eleanor Tomlinson

  Mom, Dad, Faces

  Source: collider.com

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• Like riding a bike for the first time, sometimes you just have to go for it. If you keep looking forwards and maintain your momentum, it will probably go well. But if you start to doubt yourself and look back, you are more likely to suffer a major wobble followed by a crash.

  Roz Savage

  Doubt, Suffering, Riding

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• Love yourself. Nobody's perfect. I mean, come on, nobody is perfect. Not you, not your mom, even the people on TV - nobody is perfect, and there's always something that nobody likes, but you know, you just accept that. Your imperfections make you beautiful. It's those things you find you don't like that someone else finds very special and very unique about you.

  Keke Palmer

  Beautiful, Mom, Love Yourself

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• I think if you listen to our records, they come at different points in your life. When people say to me that Stars records have themes, I think what they mean is we write songs - or try to write songs - that are timeless. We try to write songs that catch you at the right time in your life, and that you can hold on to. We write kitchen sink songs. If you're doing the dishes or you're driving to your mom's funeral, or if you're getting over having done MDMA and you feel sad, you can listen to Stars because we're not going to demand of you that you be cool.

  Torquil Campbell

  Mom, Song, Stars

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• It's hard for your mom to tell you she has an oral fixation and has to have something in her mouth. My step dad is in the kitchen winking at me. You down with OPP, yeah you know me. Exciting is and a special... What? Easy, and why do you know all the words? That's weird.

  David Spade

  Mom, Dad, Kitchen

  "David Spade: Take the Hit". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 1998.

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• I want you to think back to when you were a kid. Remember the day you learned you could burn ants with a magnifying glass? Oh, what a great day that was! You got to be God. You decided who lived, who died. I must've burned ants for an hour, just laughing. Then I saw one on my arm. Let me tell you something, when you burn yourself with a magnifying glass, you're on your own. You can't even tell your mom, because she gives that face, Oh, he is that stupid.

  Bill Engvall

  Mom, Stupid, Kids

  FaceBook post by Bill Engvall from Jan 29, 2013

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• Do something physical every day, even if it's just five or ten minutes of fast walking a couple times a day. That tends to replace fear and anger with determination and courage. It can change your identity, your momentum.

  Tony Robbins

  Determination, Couple, Identity

  Source: www.psychologytoday.com

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• So you're getting squeezed at both sides. You're taking care of your mom and dad and you're still doing caregiving with your kids, which is not easy. But I think overall, there's a level of satisfaction that might be unparalleled.

  Anna Quindlen

  Mom, Dad, Kids

  Source: www.pbs.org

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• Every time you recall a memory, you're basically making another copy of it and at that same point it is susceptible to new changes and adaptations. So, you know, if you remember from when you were, you know, in second grade and there was Christmas and you got a present from your grandfather and your mom was wearing a red dress, that may or may not all have happened.

  Pete Docter

  Mom, Memories, Grandfather

  "It's All In Your Head: Director Pete Docter Gets Emotional In 'Inside Out'". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. July 3, 2015.

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• Mainstream culture is like your mom: It's always a little late to catch on and gets easily confused by technology, but it means well.

  Chris Hardwick

  Mom, Confused, Mean

  "Chris Hardwick, the King of All Things Nerdist and Host of @Midnight, Drops 20Q Science". Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.playboy.com. October 8, 2014.

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• I mean, my wife is always like - I don't write lyrics. So I couldn't, like, really technically write a song for anyone. I could write a very nice instrumental. So she always sort of gives me a hard time because it's just such a ridiculously impossible standard to live up to, that your step-dad wrote that song for your mom.

  Mark Ronson

  Mom, Song, Dad

  "The Story Behind Mark Ronson's Hit Song 'Uptown Funk'". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. April 16, 2015.

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• The first concert I ever went to was the Bee Gees. I don't know if you remember the Bee Gees. My mom took me. I was little. But my mom was a big disco fan, and - my mom took me to the Bee Gees. Looking back now, it's pretty embarrassing if your first concert was with your mom.

  Rob Huebel

  Mom, Fans, Littles

  "Rob Huebel on meeting Paul McCartney and how he knows Bigfoot exists". "11 Questions" with Marah Eakin, www.avclub.com. January 29, 2016.

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• Horror is so basic. You'd get an adrenaline jolt from watching your mom get gored by a woolly mammoth. A horror movie gives you the adrenaline without having to have your mom get gored.

  Nick Antosca

  Mom, Giving, Horror

  Source: therumpus.net

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• Each and every incomplete thing in your life or work exerts a draining force on you, sucking the energy of accomplishment and success out of you as surely as a vampire stealing your blood. Every incomplete promise, commitment and agreement saps your strength, because it blocks your momentum, inhibits your ability to move forward, to progress and improve. Incomplete things keep calling you back to the past to take care of them.

  Jeff Olson

  Block, Moving, Commitment

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