I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
God is clever, but not dishonest.
Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.
Clever men are good, but they are not the best.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
Clever tyrants are never punished.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
I am neither especially clever nor especially gifted. I am only very, very curious.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.
Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.