Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.
Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.
No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.
Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.
Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical.
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
It is extraordinary how the house and the simplest possessions of someone who has been left become so quickly sordid. . . . Even the stain on the coffee cup seems not coffee but the physical manifestation of one's inner stain, the fatal blot that from the beginning had marked one for ultimate aloneness.
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee - a lot more.
Wake up and smell the coffee.
We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape, we didn't get a good night's sleep, we're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.
Why don't you have a cup of coffee at least? I, um, I'm a little low in sugar and I don't have any cream, but it's real coffee.
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