I haven't been everywhere, but it's on my list.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.
There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain, author Making the team is one thing, becoming a team is another.
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all peoples cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can introduce the idea that if we try and understand each other, we may even become friends.
A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.
If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you might better stay home.
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.
We wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.
People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.
Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversations.
Our happiest moments as tourists always seem to come when we stumble upon one thing while in pursuit of something else.
A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.
When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like, 'What do I do ... I don't really ... ha-huh ...' Yeah, it's the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!
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